World fails to implode during Gates-Jobs gagfest
We were expecting to wake up to technological armageddon this morning, following the endlessly trailed public meeting of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates at the All Things Digital conference (D5) near San Diego last night.
No such luck: instead of kicking off the final battle for dominion over the universe, the billionaires traded …
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Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 12:24 GMT
Greg Nelson
User Friendly Fire
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Back in the day Apple users touted a user friendly interface. Artsy types dressed in black waxed creative on their Apple computers while early wintel computer users saw Apple's user friendly, touchy feely, love fest as a cover for locked down boxes that couldn't be hacked. We viewed Apple people as weak prey. Well not really prey. We couldn't actually kill and eat them. We knew cannibalism was wrong. 'Lord of the Flies' was required reading and we knew what would happen if we actually killed and ate Apple users. "Damned fruits!"
Gates is a geek. Jobs is cool. I'm pretty sure he'd tell you he is if you asked him. Just as Apple stuff is cool and the people who use it are cool. Someone mentioned Apple used a photo of a young Miles Davis in one of their ad campaigns. Miles heralded 'The Birth of Cool' but he knew cool was an accolade not a claim, and, if you called it or yourself cool then it just wasn't cool. Somewhere in the back of Job's mind must be the shadow of another American who was around when cool was birthed. Lenny Bruce said, "there's nothing more pathetic than an old hipster." Interestingly when I goggled the quote I never found Lenny as the source. Apparently Dr. Evil of Goldmember fame is now owner of Lenny's quip. That ain't cool.
Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 13:17 GMT
Anonymous Coward
Ruddy Hell! It's Harry And Paul
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If only real life had been like the Gates & Jobs sketch(es).
Some didn't think they were funny. I thought they weren't too bad.
Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 13:17 GMT
Test Man
Ruddy Hell
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Am I the only one who thinks of "Ruddy Hell! It's Harry and Paul" when reading this story?
;)
Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 15:32 GMT
David Crowson
Re: comments by Greg Nelson
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Strange , when I Google that phrase I get one hit only, and it´s Lenny Bruce....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22there%27s+nothing+more+pathetic+than+an+old+hipster%22&btnG=Google+Search
Which Google are you using ?
Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 15:55 GMT
Pascal Monett
Well there's an explanation
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It couldn't be technological armageddon, these guys have seen too much water flow between them.
In short,they're old, and getting tired. Gates is no longer the frontpiece for Microsoft, and Jobs is used to being the untouchable god. Lets not ruffle any feathers uselessly, hmmm ?
Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 17:13 GMT
Morely Dotes
@ David
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He said he "goggled" it. One can only conclude his goggles need cleaning.
Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 17:13 GMT
Anonymous Coward
Re: Re: comments by Greg Nelson
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David, the difference is that you enclosed the phrase in quotes and Greg presumably did not.
Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 18:32 GMT
Charles
"The Road Ahead"
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I think that Beatles comment was a sly (and snarky) reference to BillG's notoriously bad book "The Road Ahead."
Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 22:29 GMT
Greg Nelson
@ By David Crowson
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My results differ from yours. Using quotes brings a reply of no matches found and a suggestion to remove the quotes. Yahoo! shows the same results. I tried to track down the quote because I'm fairly certain I'm not accurately quoting Bruce. To the best of my knowledge Bruce release two LPs, one a double. I owned both but they've gone the way of all things. I don't recall the quote being from his live standup work. I'm fairly certain the quote I sought can be found in his book 'How to Talk Dirty and Influence People'. Just as an aside the book is worth the read if only for the part where an old lady storms from her house brandishing an elephant gun at police officers who are attempting to arrest Bruce for impersonating a man of the cloth.
Apologies for the spelling and grammar errors rife in my posts. I work for 45 mins to an hour or so then shoot through various sites, sometimes carelessly firing off posts as a form of relief.
I'll clean my goggles, but, be forewarned, I'm given to seeing things through a glass darkly.
Posted Friday 1st June 2007 10:12 GMT
Alex
Mellow
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Its amazing how a couple of billion dollars and world domination can mellow a guy out, isn't it?
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