newbie
It reminds me of those idiot website-making newbies (i.e. me), who try to just lob a PHP script on their server (i.e. last week). If that's the case, someone probably has quite a bit of egg all over their face (I've just had breakfast)
To see my appalling website...
http://www.arresteddevelopment2009.com
(not that I'm spamming!)