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3Com finally sells out to China

Julian Garrett

Is the writer on acid? 

Jeezus dude, check your grammar!!

I just had an ex girlfriend of mine ring me up just the telling me she was on acid for the first time, and her grammar was about as bad.

Maybe she's hanging out with you...

Dennis Price

OMG! 

That means those bastiches get the US Robotics brand!

And that, my friend, is what *really* pisses me off!