Ballmer: I will buy 20 web companies a year
Kent Rebman
Did he really mean to tell us this much? #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 11:44 GMT
This is so M$-- shallow, not well thought out and definitely in their habitually "we'll figure (or fix) it out later." You can always count on Ballmer to blow it out of proportion. What an absolutely great quote. "Those will be good acquisitions, and they're important to us," he said. "And they're of strategic importance." We have no idea what they are because they don't exist yet. But they're important. They're strategic. C'mon, give it a rest-- maybe you'll quit perspiring so much. But you know, come to think of it, maybe they are important. Maybe they'll buy a company that'll give 'em a clue...
Douglas
Perhaps he really meant... #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 11:56 GMT

10 "Web 2.0" companies.
Phill
I plan on buy talent we don't have here #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 12:46 GMT

So why would he do this?
- Lack of talent and innovation at HQ
- To reduce competition or potential competition
- To take profits which aren't coming from their usual sources
All in all it's basically a quote from Ballmer saying...we don't know where were going. We'll piggy back on a growing company to ensure success for our investors.
Well...
Anonymous Coward
Physician, heal thyself #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 12:46 GMT

Perhaps Ballmer should more wisely consider fixing the existing portfolio, such as Virtual Server, before he heads off on a buying binge. Buying companies doesn't do anything for improving the Microsoft breed as we have seen by MSFT's lackluster efforts to absorb Connectix and provide a market-competitive offering to VMware.
Pete mcQuail
Going cheep... #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 12:46 GMT

He can have my company for a cut price 25M any day.
Anonymous Coward
I wonder if can bankrupt a company like Microsoft? #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 12:46 GMT

$100Bn. Isn't that a massive amount of money even for a company like MS? He's been throwing money at Zune, Xbox and anything else that he can think of nowadays. He must like spending money.
Anonymous Coward
Ballmer is not of this world #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 12:46 GMT

is he??
gizmo
Blowhard and the next bubble #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 12:46 GMT

Steve Blowhard wants to help get the next interweb bubble on the fast track. History repeats itself. I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't EVER pay any attention at all to the friggin ads they place on their web 2.0 sites. Some day the advertisers may catch on to this and the interwebubble 2.0 will burst right in Ballsax face.
I am waiting for web 5.0 beta 2. I hear that is when things will really start happenin.
cor
20 web 2-point-oh companies per year? #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 12:46 GMT

OOOh can't wait to mail him about my carpet bag full of Web 3.7 (TM) companies....
regadpellagru
Ballmer. Again. #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 12:59 GMT

Let's portrait Ballmer as a linear combination of:
- http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/flame_42.php
- http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/flame_45.php
- http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/flame_70.php
- http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/flame_76.php
I'm leaving for all El Reg's readers the calculation/estimation of the coefficients.
May we never loose his genes, just like Ebola's virus, so as to be sure we can still fight him in the next centuries.
amanfromMars
Merlin casts AIMetaPhysician's Spell .........For Sale or Rent or Rendition. #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 12:59 GMT

"There aren't many things in the $6bn to $15bn price range, you're talking about a handful of things." Wwweb 3.0, 42Rule within them All, My Little Precious? A Tall Tale or a Web already Spun in String and Strands of Auric Lustre and NEUKlearer Transparency?
Perhaps that is what he really meant, Douglas? Crikey, he's a lot SMARTer than he looks.
cc steveb@microsft.com
Anonymous Coward
GWB #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 15:00 GMT

""Those will be good acquisitions, and they're important to us," he said. "And they're of strategic importance.""
Curious, that sounds like something straight from the gaping cake hole of GWB. Could this be a sign of a common Ballmer - Bush gene?
Say it ain't so.
Brian Miller
Its about stock price #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 17:53 GMT
Ballmer thinks that if he buys enough companies, then Wall Street will think that Microsoft is up to something good, instead of just stagnating.
Grant Bearman
A better buy for Ballmer #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 21:47 GMT

A smart Ballmer would limit his purchases to companies using linux/apache so he can force convert them to Winders/IIS.
IIS is catching up with Apache on Netcraft's surveys, and if it ever exceeds it, the MS shills will go crazy. MS stock will soar. Yadda yadda.
Rick
Global Crossing #
Posted Friday 19th October 2007 23:42 GMT

Maybe SteveO could start off by buying Global Crossing for all those WEB 2 point D'OH companies he's going to buy. That way I won't have a loss of bandwidth in the vile crap that is about to be spewwed across the internet. I think his ultimate goal is to beat the man Billy G. Me thinks his ego has taken a sadistic turn and he actually wants to be the superbeast of Redmond.
Anonymous Coward
hehehe #
Posted Saturday 20th October 2007 13:25 GMT

Boy have I got some stuff for old Ballmer oh yes this and this and oh yes and if I run out of my own stuff I can clone a bunch of lesser known never to be successful "companies" please this is too good to be true MS has proven it didn't know a web 2.0 company from it's elbow (not that there is much to know).Ballmers time to assisted living estimated 8 months.
BoldMan
I have a cunning plan... #
Posted Saturday 20th October 2007 16:12 GMT

Hey Steve, I've got this wonderful virtual real estate in Digital Florida! its got its own digital ecosystem, as well as digital water (beautifully rendered) with state of the art Web 2.0 community building software and DigiGators(tm)
Its a steal at $10m
Simon Ward
Re: I have a cunning plan... #
Posted Sunday 21st October 2007 17:58 GMT

"Hey Steve, I've got this wonderful virtual real estate in Digital Florida! its got its own digital ecosystem, as well as digital water (beautifully rendered) with state of the art Web 2.0 community building software and DigiGators(tm)"
So, is the DigiGator[tm] code written in Python[*]? :-)
The taxi's here, I'll turn the lights off on my way out ...
[*] - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm
Tim Bates
So sad. #
Posted Monday 22nd October 2007 05:20 GMT
So is Ballmer going looking himself, or is he putting the info out for people to submit their business as a potential buy?
If he's taking ideas and offers, I am fairly sure I could come up with 2 or 3 internet business ideas, hack up a demo, and sell, sell, sell. Heck, half a million would be plenty. Or he can buy a list of ideas from me for $50,000.
Crazy old Monkey Boy. He's sinking the whole company....