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The atmosphere at the Christmas party for Microsoft's lawyers might be a little quieter this year after the software vendor finally called time on its attempts to get the EU to agree to the Gates/Ballmer vision of competition. After nine years of legal tussles (and nine years of hefty lawyer's bills), Microsoft decided not to …

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  1. Carl Pearson
    Jobs Horns

    Steve's Spiffy Remote

    Mr. Ballmer must be contractually obligated to remain blissfully ignorant of LinuxMCE, which has no problem running the whole house from a cell phone if the user desires!

  2. JC
    Gates Horns

    Oh nonsense!

    Steve can't change TV channels because his monkey species hasn't evolved to the point of having opposable thumbs.

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