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======= Indices
Troll-O-Meter: (6 out of 10 for repeat performance) [X] 6. False prophet
Flame Meter / Threat Level: (1 out of 10) [X] 1. Firecracker
BS Meter: (6 out of 10) [X] 6. "We're here to protect you"
======= Conditions of exploitation
Your article assumes the victim:
[X] Uses Microsoft Windows [X] ...with Administrator access [X] ...and turns off User Account Control (Vista)
The problem described was addressed:
[X] More than a month ago by a patch [X] ...more than a year ago [X] ...more than five years ago [X] More than a month ago by a simple workaround [X] ...more than five years ago [X] By the current version of whatever has this problem [X] ...by the previous version
Reproducing and/or exploiting the problem requires:
[X] Clicking a malicious web link [X] ...while logged on as an Administrator [X] Jumping through more hoops than a dolphin at Sea World
Exploiting the problem also requires:
[X] Google [X] Blogspot / Blogger / other major blog site
======= Umbrella salesmen predicting bad weather
Your article cites:
[X] A computer security firm [X] ...twice in a row
The quoted person / firm / organization:
[X] Has a fix for the problem for a price [X] Claims they had known about and/or had fixed the problem [X] ...more than a month ago [X] Predicts the death of the Internet as a result [X] Has unearthed a diabolical conspiracy to destroy the Internet [X] ...or whatever
======= Celebrities
The author or quotee accuses the following celebrated entities of abusing the problem:
[X] China [X] Any other country on the list of Cyber-Enemies of the United States
======= Punishments
For crafting this article, you deserve:
[X] To be interviewed by... [X] ...Rick Mercer [X] ...John Leyden (go interview yourself)
Before writing another security article, you must:
[X] Ask one or more real security experts first [X] ...that don't work for computer security firms (Yes, they do exist.) [X] Ask a critic of whoever you're going to quote [X] Try reproducing the problem yourself [X] ...while logged on with a Limited (XP) or Standard (Vista) account [X] ...while leaving User Account Control (Vista) turned ON [X] Buy a copy of "Euthanize the Internet" by Rob Rosenberger [X] ...and actually listen to it for more than five minutes