
So, now PDF is a standard:
1. Microsoft will 'extend' it as XPDF and bolt on embedded WMA, XLS and DOC file 'functionality' and also let XPDF be auto-executing files at root level.
2. Linux freetards will recompile PDF in about 19 different flavours, all slightly mutally incompatible, all requiring about 760MB of wierd lib.* files to even run. Every *.nix will require kernel patches to run it, and the viewer app will have 273x273 pixel icons in 8 colours that you CAN'T RESIZE! And the 'File' menu will be on the bottom right corner, and will fold out upwards. And the view window will be a triangle, because triangles are 'more stable than quadrilaterals'. and there will be 27 buttons that take you back to the first page, and a hidden button to quit. But you'll be able to use EMACS shortcut keys (from an obscure 1991 build for DEC Alpha).
3. Apple will jump to a highly advanced 937-bit self-aware cryptographic format that can display 3.57x10^12 colours (as long as they are all white), while immediately severing all support for 'antiquated and just UNCOOL' PDF. Perfect for up-skirt images taken in their new glass-floored Sydney cool-people-only store.
4. Adobe will activate the top secret DRM they hid in PDF all those years ago, just waiting for this moment, and implement a pay-per-view system. Bugs in the viewer will change every 'e' in the document to an 'l', the number '7' will always print sideways, it won't print the colour green, documents with less than three pages will blue-screen, and it root kits your machine when you install it.
5. Everyone else will go back to using LaTeX (oh, GOD, NO!)
6. or failing that, vi and *.txt
The thing I love about standards is that there are so many to chose from.