Groan
one hell of a chinese takeaway.
The chairman of China’s largest electronics retailer, Gome, has disappeared, although some reports suggest he's been detained by the police over alleged financial misconduct at the firm. Huang Guangyu, who founded Gome Electrical Appliance Holdings in 1987, could not be located today, according to several reports. Shares in …
...that he bought an invisible man serum or a time machine or went to the Maldives with a floosey and didn't tell anyone. Abducted by aliens mebbe? I think Al Qaeda did it. They're usually to blame. Invade another unrelated country just in case! They moved my car-keys the other day to another desk in the house. Those dang Al Qaedans.
Maybe he just got his coat?
"If you sign this standard confession form, you will be executed immediately instead of tortured and then forced to watch the systematic elimination of your entire family. Thank you for your co-operation. Mao is good."
Paris, 'cause she is the only good looking icon there is.