Channel Register

Microsoft to pitch 'all-you-can-eat' Windows volume license

Goat Jam

All you can eat? 

Linux

How much does "none" cost?

N2

About as apetising as 

Unlimited Big Macs

Anonymous Coward

All you can eat? 

When you're being served dog-poo from MS then all you can eat is a venomous chore.

Anyone who really wants free SQL databases knows what to do already...