"Just like renaming Windscale as Sellafield"

And as Not the Nine O'Clock News put it "radiation will now be called 'happy moon beams'".

Mine's the one with the lead lining ...

Much Cheapness

Is there an Indian word for 'Super Cheap' that way we can outsource to them and still pretend to the customer that they are paying £800 per day rather than £1000 per day for UK workers, whilst actually paying them £200 a day and pocketing the rest?

We can then put a UK service manager in and pay him peanuts, say £50k to manage the whole mess whilst complaining about the recession.

Or is it easier just to become an MP....

Outlook for all aspects of UK workfoce now at Puce alert :)

Sanskrit truth

I thought Satyam was the owner's name in reverse, Maytas? And just by coincidence the same as the sanskrit word? Bet I'm confused as usual.