"Just like renaming Windscale as Sellafield"
And as Not the Nine O'Clock News put it "radiation will now be called 'happy moon beams'".
Mine's the one with the lead lining ...
Indian outsourcer Satyam is to rebrand itself in order to draw a line under the revenue-boosting shenanigans of its ex-chief executive and founder, who is still awaiting trial. Ramalinga Raju admitted falsely inflating Satyam revenues by about $1bn. He is still awaiting trial along with two auditors from PwC accused of signing …
Is there an Indian word for 'Super Cheap' that way we can outsource to them and still pretend to the customer that they are paying £800 per day rather than £1000 per day for UK workers, whilst actually paying them £200 a day and pocketing the rest?
We can then put a UK service manager in and pay him peanuts, say £50k to manage the whole mess whilst complaining about the recession.
Or is it easier just to become an MP....
Outlook for all aspects of UK workfoce now at Puce alert :)