A little sick? What kind of sadist are you?

That video should be banned, definitly cruel and sadistic punishment

Can't be quite as bad as those awful Windows 7 launch parties! Have you seen the vids on YouTube, 7 mins of video telling sad lonely losers how to runt he world's saddest party ever!

"Come round my house for a party! Yes, there'll be wine and nibbles. Why? Oh I'm installing a new operating system on my PC! *click* Hello? Hello?"

Just watched that video while eating my lunch at work, BIG mistake - anyone wanna finish this sandwich? =O/

The result of a $300,000,000 advertising campaign?

Open all Windows. Doorways may be crammed by folks trying to get out.

Verity Stob foresaw this last week, didn't she?

I am not anti-Microsoft by any means, but they really have no clue about consumer marketing!

I'm sorry, i could only manage 32 seconds of that video before I had to reach for the puke-pot! The reg hacks are obvioulsy made of sterner stuff.

Does anyone know of a good keyboard deodouriser?

Ethnic minority guy....check

Old person....check

Geek.....check

Annoying sex-and-the-city attention seeking tart...check

Shaky camera....check

Breaking the fourth wall....check (take that Apple, hah!)

I wonder how long before someone posts an edited version where the black guy's head is replaced with a white head (but leaving the hands/arms).

Skizz

I applied to host one of those parties, I only wanted the free software!

Now I've seen the video, I'd rather pay for a copy of Windows than host one :/

Anonymous as frankly, I don't want people to know I was going to host a hurlathon like that.

Oh my God....that was so bad......and I only made it through the first minute....then I was sick

I'm sure the cafe will have a very Goliath Books (Black Books 3) vibe....

Try this one instead, much much better ;)

http://www.cabel.name/2009/09/windows-7-party.html

For the love of God someone please pass me a bucket.

Make your party 'more creative'. Twister and baby oil.

I am taking Windows off the machine and installing Linux

It's the only language they will understand

Rule of thumb to the director of the video, if you're going to make a video then please make sure that you don't have a digital (or even an analogue clock) showing in the background behind the actors as it only highlights the cut and paste editing or when they've had out-takes.

We've got an entertainer coming to our Win7 Party.. he does this act its called How 'To Install Ubuntu' its a pretty quick trick aparantly.

(Unlike Win7 which they advise you start to install several days before your win 7 party...)

We had an office not far from there and I was told or warned or marketed at that the street of a thousand delights is not too far away. Could be a more rational decision as the clinic can sort out the resulting infection.

Please tell me this was a joke.

Please.

No really, ha ha ah ha, see I'm laughing 8-)

Oh dear.

I need a bucket.

That's TERRIBLE!

OH my F in god!

Have a party, let guests view your pictures... oooooppppps how did that one get in there? Show your friends how to use the basic featues of windows 7, after your done insulting the inteligence of any hardcore star trek fan you had at your party you put on your music from your mass storage device only for runtime errors to occur as patches are still being furiously written and released as fast as my stomach is releasing my vomit. Next you turn to the incredibly hot chick who's not there for windows 7 at all who promptly calls you a geek and leaves along with the majority of your guests. Next day the host is found swinging from the light fittings he/she has used their own keyboard as rope and below them on the floor is microsoft hosts schedule.

So what do you want to do today?

Where's the windows 7 party where they burn the software?

Does MicroSick think we are all banal, insipid sheep? What kinda mind would ever dream up something as cloying as this commercial. As long as they keep spending money on this kind of junk, hopefully, one day we'll see them in the bankruptcy courts.

FFS!!! Hold that fucking camera still......

"Good morning New York" showed this very video this morning, but explained "we had to turn the sound down because it was so bad, it'd send you to sleep". They were VERY dismissive and at the end of the piece, the main host said "that's so lame - they should get the guys who do the "I'm a Mac" adverts".

I had to clean Muesli off my keyboard. I can't imagine how suicidal the MS advertising people must feel right now...

Then in every book review you had to had a part where you analyze how this book shows the class strugle, and why imperialist bastards are bad. Did not matter what kind of book, without such review it could not be published.

Host the party and do not forget to mention all the PR, microsoft marketing guys thought of. Watch the videos before hand and memorize. Sheesh.

Now we know why there's an ammo shortage in the US: people are stocking up to take out these w@nkers.

Where's the Asian female, and the "differently enabled individual"? Why does the blonde woman keep giving telling looks to the black guy every time she says party?