I think we have our new smiley. I was tired of :-( when I'd really like an emoticon that says "you're a wanker".

The OGC logo doesn't really matter, the letters themselves are enough in Arial typeface.

Let me try it out:

Alan Johnson OGC

Yes, I like that.

So, broadly speaking, they are advising councils how to organise procurements so as to avoid scrutiny and transparency - and they used public money to produce this report. Nice.