Chrimbo or Crimbo
CH just doesn't look right
Dell has inked a deal with high street retailer John Lewis to exclusively punt its range of ultra-thin Adamo XPS laptops. Financial details of the agreement were kept secret. Dell made a big song-and-dance about how John Lewis would be selling the Adamo XPS laptop to customers in time to slot it into their loved ones' Christmas …
"Chrimbo" what a horrible word, please don't stoop to RedTop standards.
I couldn't bring myself to read the rest of the article in case it was repeated.
What's wrong with Chrimbo? It's nice for headlines as it takes up less space than Christmas and is less shit than Xmas.
If I say it repeatedly will you have to do a funny little dance and pinch yourself in the nose to ward off evil spirits? CHRIMBO CHRIMBO CHRIMBO.
Isn't that some kind of soup with shrimp in it? And yes, it's worse than xmas. I like xmas because it makes me think of "ex-christmas" and look forward even more to Jan 2nd, or even a time in which we didn't even have christmas. Boy, THAT would be nice!
Imagine there's no Chrimbo, it isn't hard to do,
No need for wine or Turkey,
and no hangover too.
Imagine all the commentards
living life in Peace,
You may say that I'm a dreamer,
I'm not the only one,
I hope someday you'll join us
and El reg shall live as one....
If Christmas was a religious festival of any other religion other than Christianity you wouldn't be doing it would you?
I hear the reply: Ah, but Christmas is different! How?
Just because Christianity is tolerant and you won't see me burning an effigy outside El. Reg. Towers doesn't make it right!