So the 15 Minute...
...Blue-Ray .iso that is now 2 hours and 20 minutes into a 30 hour render* would be finished in 15 minutes or so. That would make life better, but i am not sure it would make life $15,000 better.
beer because it makes life $1 better. **
beer doesn't really make the computer faster, it just makes you slower.
* Pentium 5 @ 2.8Ghz 100% Cpu Use
** 24 Ounce can of 211