Snoracle
I would absolutely LOVE to update my Solaris kit... but Oracle cannot be bothered to return phone calls for support contracts. Used to be you could just download them when Sun ran the show, but now Oracle wants a support contract. I'm okay with that, if the fekkers could be arsed to call. Can't speak with a live person to buy a contract right away, noooooo, you have to leave a message with a sales person who will get back to you. Promise. Probably after the fifth message you left.
I won't get my call because I only left four messages.
Paris, doesn't return calls, either.