So, can MI5 agents paint, or not?
I couldn't work it out. Well I could, but then I got quite worried.
I can't paint. I didn't try the flash-app - more out of laziness than having too much to hide ... But I have reported Kevin (above) to the authorities just to be safe - Because I already knew I couldn't paint.
So, as I am not an MI5 agent, MI5 agents must be able to paint. Either that, or I am a sleeper agent (which - although a bit of a worry - would be quite cool ... I wonder what my trigger word is?).
Anyway; this then made me worry why someone, who on the face of it is claiming to be persecuted by MI5, would only be reporting to the British Prime Minister respondents whom he had identified as not being MI5 agents?
And it was at this point I started to worry over my reporting of Kevin (above) - But there's no point worrying about what can't be fixed, is there?
And it was right about then that I really started to worry.
What does happen if you are able to pass the test?
I mean, every decent painter in the world can't be an MI5 agent, can they?! It might not be MI5 agents he's phishing for at all! It might be ... well I don't know - What kind of stuff do painters get up to? What kind of secret association might the person known only as Guy be looking to initiate?
I really was quite worried indeed.
Thankfully, much like Kevin (above), I don't run scripts and so not very much of the site worked ... But just to be safe I bought a new computer and buried the one I'd used to view Guy's site (I am obviously not putting where I buried it).
I'm now just left hoping that Kevin (above) hasn't shopped me!