back to article GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine

A number of protesters haranguing UK spies stationed at the country's Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) have taken to apparently drinking human urine to publicise their disgust with the eavesdropping nerve centre's surveillance tactics. A video has been posted online that appears to show activists from the We Are …

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  1. Rol

    Was it or wasn't it?

    My money is on it being English larger, so I suppose, yes it was.

    1. Martin Summers Silver badge

      Re: Was it or wasn't it?

      Fail whilst taking the piss. Ironic.

      1. Rol

        Re: Was it or wasn't it?

        Lack of taste or lack of humour?

      2. Rol

        Re: Was it or wasn't it?

        Have you ever tasted English larger Mr Summers 'cos I think your humour chip needs a reboot

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Was it or wasn't it?

          I suspect it was more around the fact you used "larger" instead of "lager" to describe the piss like british drink...

          1. Martin Summers Silver badge

            Re: Was it or wasn't it?

            Correct AC.

            1. Rol

              Re: Was it or wasn't it?

              Ha ha, yes it has been a while since I took a pedant spanking. Oh well.

              Thank you sir, please can I have some more.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Was it or wasn't it?

                The local newspapers suggest it was cider ... which makes sense given the West Country theme.

                1. greenawayr

                  Re: Was it or wasn't it?

                  Er, Cheltenham? West Country? Really?

                  South-West, just about, but not Westcountry!

                  West Midlands more likely.

                  Having lived in the Westcountry, South-West and Cheltenham at various times in my life, I can assure you, they don't get Points West in Cheltenham, the true guide as to whether yer westcountry bauy!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Was it or wasn't it?

      "My money is on it being English larger, so I suppose, yes it was."

      Not quite sure what you think was larger. My money is on the 'piss' being American beer though - it bears a remarkable similarity.

    3. Andrew Moore

      larger than what?

      or did you mean lager?

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Another 'could be' law?

    Is this another Public Relations statement about 'could be' laws? Like the 'it could be against the law to watch the beheading video'?

    "could be breaking the law if they attempt to take photos of any GCHQ staff."

    You're the police, it either IS or ISN'T.

    Hasn't it already been fought and won (by pro-photographers & google) that its legal to take pictures in public places where there is no expectation of privacy?

    "guiding protesters around the legality of taking pictures outside GCHQ"

    The ACTUAL legality? Or the interpretation that suits the senior police officer on duty?

    1. Nuno trancoso

      Re: Another 'could be' law?

      You know, i thought just that too. If the cops can't tell if it's against the law or not, wtf are we paying them for?

      I for one would expect someone from their legal team to have advised them, before you know, they doing something they can't and ending themselves in court....

    2. Ross K Silver badge
      Holmes

      Re: Another 'could be' law?

      I'm guessing that standing on a public road taking photos of people or things inside the GCHQ site will give the cops the excuse to arrest you for spying under the Official Secrets Act 1911 and 1920. You'd probably never get to court, but you would get to experience the local police station at first hand before getting a caution and your camera back minus the memory card.

    3. John Tserkezis

      Re: Another 'could be' law?

      "You're the police, it either IS or ISN'T."

      They're exercising the "make it up as we go along" laws. You know, the ones that they enact when things aren't going their way...

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Another 'could be' law?

      Is this another Public Relations statement about 'could be' laws? Like the 'it could be against the law to watch the beheading video'?

      "could be breaking the law if they attempt to take photos of any GCHQ staff."

      You're the police, it either IS or ISN'T.

      You're being too harsh here - they're police, not lawyers. I suspect that someone in the back office is busy working out if taking pictures of GCHQ staff is legal because it's in public, or illegal because it can harm National Security or can create real danger to GCHQ staff (nobody has the right to endanger another IMHO).

      I notice that they have been *warning* people who are taking pictures, but AFAIK they have not taken action. This could change, though, especially if staff images show up online.

      1. David 45

        Re: Another 'could be' law?

        Having closely followed many cases where police (and others) have illegally ordered people to stop videoing or taking photographs in a public place, followed up with an equally illegal confiscation of equipment and/or wiping of a memory card, it's my understanding that if GCHQ staff are on the public highway, then it is perfectly legal to photograph them. Of course, police may trump up other charges to try and justify an arrest but photography is not a crime.

        1. Sir Runcible Spoon

          Re: Another 'could be' law?

          How does anyone know who is an employee? They might just be popping along to visit their Uncle or something - it's not like they all wear long macs and funny hats, or do they?

    5. Nick Kew
      Big Brother

      Re: Another 'could be' law?

      Sorry to ... erm ... piss on your protest, but for the police to say "could be" may be entirely reasonable.

      Technically even if they were shooting GCHQ employees with guns rather than cameras, police could only say it "could be" against the law. It would be for police to prosecute, but the decision would be one for a court.

      It would be ironic if it were indeed deemed illegal because it violated someone's right to privacy!

      1. Dr. Mouse

        Re: Another 'could be' law?

        To be honest I find it more refreshing that they are saying could be rather than taking the default "I know the law" police stance. I have been in several situations where the cops were completely wrong about the law, but refused to accept the possibility that someone could know better than them about anything.

    6. phuzz Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: Another 'could be' law?

      If you wandered into the centre of Cheltenham at a weekend, and took a picture of the crowds shopping, you'd probably be taking a picture of a GCHQ employee, or the pictures I took at my friend's wedding, which included his parents who worked at GCHQ. Nieth of these is likely to be illegal, because it's not obvious from the photo what those people do.

      However, if you take a photo of the same person as they're walking through the door into the doughnut, it's pretty obvious what they do for a living, and thus they're open to blackmail, etc.

      I'm guessing that's why the police can't give a snappy one line answer about which photos are legal.

    7. Anonymous Cowerd

      sounds like section 44

      which can make it illegal to take photos in certain places

      their problem (the police) is that they aren't allowed to reveal if you are in a section 44 area or not

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Official Secrets Act

        GCHQ will be a prohibited place under the terms of the OSA. Even if the Police aren't allowed to reveal that you are in a prohibited place there will be signs all round the perimeter fence saying this anyway.

        1. ravenviz Silver badge
          Holmes

          Re: Official Secrets Act

          This is quite clear on the fence.

          1. YetAnotherLocksmith Silver badge
            WTF?

            Re: Official Secrets Act

            But, but, Google did it, your honour!

  3. Andrew Oakley

    Why it could or couldn't

    It will surely come as no surprise that the GCHQ building is Protected Site; I can't remember whether this is under section 128 of the Serious & Organised Crime and Police Act, or whether it's under some Ministry of Defence secret places ruling. There are notices every 50 metres or so on all the fences around the site and its car parks. You can't miss them, and any I sincerely doubt that any protestor bright enough to use a computer could be unable to read and understand those notices.

    Therefore if you take a photo with the GCHQ building in the background, it's illegal, regardless of any innocent purpose.

    Next up is the law around the intended use of the photographs. If it is reasonable to believe that the photographs might be of use to someone committing acts of terrorism, the photograph is illegal. It doesn't matter whether the photographer is a terrorist or whether the photographer knows any terrorists, it is enough that the photographer intends to publish the useful photos on a website where terrorists might be able to find them, for example posted on a website visible to the general public. Photos of GCHQ cryptographers posted to social media and public forums DEFINITELY count here.

    That's where the "could or couldn't" comes in. It's down to the police, the CPS and the courts to make a decision on whether the photos might reasonably get used like that.

    I'm at a loss to understand why the protestors don't get this. Maybe because I've lived around Cheltenham for twenty years I just assumed everybody knew this. However, there are notices on the fences, it's not difficult, just read the bloody signs and ask a policeman if you're not sure.

    1. TJ1

      OOPS! Re: Why it could or couldn't

      https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=GCHQ&tbm=isch&bih=980

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: OOPS! Why it could or couldn't

        https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.897306,-2.122742,3a,64.2y,331.71h,94.95t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sYl5FXBRmKk8L9TO4eN-_ww!2e0

        1. Ross K Silver badge

          Re: OOPS! Why it could or couldn't

          https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.897306,-2.122742,3a,64.2y,331.71h,94.95t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sYl5FXBRmKk8L9TO4eN-_ww!2e0

          That Street View data's from 2010. I wonder why that is?

          1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
            Alien

            Re: OOPS! Why it could or couldn't

            "That Street View data's from 2010. I wonder why that is?"

            They're probably trying to hide the fact they employ three legged aliens.

            1. Sir Runcible Spoon

              Re: OOPS! Why it could or couldn't

              There are street view pictures from 2012 when I 'walked' to the building. I also didn't see any signs saying you can't take a photo - anyone know where they are positioned? It would make a nice irony picture.

          2. TheOtherHobbes

            Re: OOPS! Why it could or couldn't

            >That Street View data's from 2010. I wonder why that is?

            Terrorists would never use Street View. Or Google Search. So it shouldn't matter.

            1. Immenseness
              Thumb Up

              Re: OOPS! Why it could or couldn't

              I am fascinated by the 3 legged lady centre shot in the second link. She looks like a fun person.

          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: OOPS! Why it could or couldn't

            https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.897306,-2.122742,3a,64.2y,331.71h,94.95t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sYl5FXBRmKk8L9TO4eN-_ww!2e0

            That Street View data's from 2010. I wonder why that is?

            It's been raining ever since? Did you notice that all Google Streetview imagery is sunny? It must have taken some time to get Scotland mapped that way too :)

        2. TwistUrCapBack

          Re: OOPS! Why it could or couldn't

          https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.897306,-2.122742,3a,64.2y,331.71h,94.95t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sYl5FXBRmKk8L9TO4eN-_ww!2e0

          WOW, they have a 3 legged lady working there !!

          So THATS why they don't want photos ....

    2. Suricou Raven

      Re: Why it could or couldn't

      It could be that they know very well, but just don't care. A case of violating the law in order to protest it. "They spies are taking pictures from your webcam chats, but they made it illegal for us to take pictures of them!"

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Why it could or couldn't

      If it is reasonable to believe that the photographs might be of use to someone committing acts of terrorism, the photograph is illegal

      Wow. Does this mean you should feel unsure of the legality of the picture unless you are 100% sure that no matter the conditions, the picture will never be useful to anybody committing an act of terrorism? Gotta love those open-ended laws…

    4. NumptyScrub
      Unhappy

      Re: Why it could or couldn't

      quote: "Next up is the law around the intended use of the photographs. If it is reasonable to believe that the photographs might be of use to someone committing acts of terrorism, the photograph is illegal. It doesn't matter whether the photographer is a terrorist or whether the photographer knows any terrorists, it is enough that the photographer intends to publish the useful photos on a website where terrorists might be able to find them, for example posted on a website visible to the general public."

      That sounds like it potentially covers every photograph on Facebook, Instagram, and Flickr that shows a location inside the UK. Is there a government department that I can send every single photograph I take inside UK borders to, so they can pre-check and vet each one and let me know which ones won't be useful to terrorists and thus won't open me up to prosecution for terrorism?

      Obviously photos inside/of Tube stations are going to be illegal (Tube bombers can use those to plan more Tube bombings), as are photos taken inside/of airports, and I'd probably include schools, shopping centres, High Streets, and any places where enough members of the public gather and are thus potential bomb targets. Also, some people I know may or may not be important enough that they could be considered targets for kidnapping, so I'd need guidance on those even if they are taken inside my own house.

      Man, it sounds like I need to just stop taking photos, because if any found their way onto the internet I could be in some pretty hot water :'(

  4. i like crisps
    Big Brother

    WHEN I AM PRIME MINISTER...

    ...One of the first things i'll be doing is shutting down GCHQ. I'll also make sure that the ex staff would only be able to get employment as fluffers for Bukakke videos. But in the meantime i'm going to pop over soon and superglue the locks on the front and backdoors...mind you i'll have to get quite a few tubes of glue as these twats have thousands of backdoors.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: WHEN I AM PRIME MINISTER...

      WHEN I AM PRIME MINISTER...

      ...One of the first things i'll be doing is shutting down GCHQ

      Thankfully, puberty doesn't last forever.

    2. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

      Re: WHEN I AM PRIME MINISTER...

      GCHQ (the NSA, et al) have two broad functions. Firstly, to devise ways to protect the interests of their home nation. The (secret) invention of public key cryptography at GCHQ, and the NSA involvement to improve DES. These are good things and should carry on - especially if they make this stuff more public.

      Their second function is keeping an eye on ne'er-do-wells. Again, this is all good stuff.

      The problems arise when the spooks assume *everyone* is a ne'er-do-well, or when they interfere with the things that are supposed to be secure and actually make them less secure (so their snooping on everyone is made easier)

      If GCHQ & the NSA are anything like any standard business (which they're probably not) these broad policy decision are made by senior managers trying to empire build and protect their own jobs/departments/budgets and not by the grafters at the bottom of the pile. It's these senior people who we need to get shot of.

      1. Sir Runcible Spoon

        Re: WHEN I AM PRIME MINISTER...

        "It's these senior people who we need to get shot of."

        Considering that you can now be subjected to an international man-hunt and arrested for trying to get medical treatment for your child, this comment could be construed as incitement to terrorism. Gotta be careful there old sport, remember 'they' aren't afraid of criminals, 'they' are afraid of YOU.

        I'm Sparticus and so's my wife.

        1. Qarumba
          FAIL

          Re: WHEN I AM PRIME MINISTER...

          I think if you bothered to pay any attention, the poor fellow wasn't "man-hunted" for trying to get medical treatment for his child. But then facts are never as emotional as fiction, now are they.

          1. Sir Runcible Spoon

            Re: WHEN I AM PRIME MINISTER...

            "But then facts are never as emotional as fiction, now are they."

            Oh that's right, because they haven't done anything illegal. However, they were still arrested for an unknown charge and face extradition back to the UK, leaving their sick child in a Spanish hospital and half a dozen others at a loose end.

            The only reason I can see for this whole fiasco is to push the Rotherham 1400 scandal off the news lists so that someone very high up can bury it completely (until the next time the public gets reminded).

      2. James 36

        Re: WHEN I AM PRIME MINISTER...

        you comment should have read

        "As GCHQ is part of the Civil Service broad policy decision are made by senior managers trying to empire build and protect their own jobs/departments/budgets and not by the grafters at the bottom of the pile."

        not to mention statements by ministers in parliament that the civil servants have to deliver on which also provide for empire building opportunities mostly to counter or capitalise on Daily Mail headlines.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Surely if they didn't want people to take pictures of GCHQ they shouldn't have put it in the middle of bloody Cheltenham!

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Interesting in their background of their picture is a big stack of barriers, all ready just in case (!) a lot of protestors turned up - no doubt we'll get the usual claims of "hundreds" or "thousands" of protestors from people who support it, when the reality looks to be about a dozen!

    Points to GCHQ for being prepared, negative points to the protestors for failing to find anyone that actually cares!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It looks like there were only about 30 people there - the police even took food and drink out to the ones who stayed over night. So the "Thousands" who were on their way on Saturday must have got lost somewhere.

      1. Luke 11

        Fed the scum?

        The police spent my money (a taxpayer) feeding scumbags protesting against the state protecting our national interests? That more than anything else is what irritates me, let the scum starve. I for one will be launching an official complaint. How dare they feed them.

        Pepper spray and Alsatians is what the protesting scum deserved.

        1. veti Silver badge

          Re: Fed the scum?

          Pretty sure Alsatians don't like pepper spray. Sensitive noses, y'know.

          Good luck with that official complaint. Do drop back and let us all know how it goes, won't you?

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