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Suddenly PC owners are playing catch-up with the console gamers. PC gamers have now been waiting over a year for one of gaming’s biggest and most controversial titles GTA V. I could have splashed out on the PS4 version but would prefer to wait and play it using my two new crossfired Vapor–X R9 290s. Amid rumours that I might …

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  1. Jimboom

    GOURANGA!

    That is all

    1. Smallbrainfield

      Re: GOURANGA!

      I came here for this comment, I was not disappointed.

    2. big_D Silver badge

      Re: GOURANGA!

      That is exactly what I was thinking, when I read the article, I kept waiting for the little orange guys, sorry, red skid stripes, to crop up.

    3. squigbobble

      Re: GOURANGA!

      I remember that appearing on bridges over various roads for years after that game came out.

      1. Thomas Duffin IV

        Re: GOURANGA!

        It was appearing on bridges for many years before GTA came out

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    As much as i love retro games, seeing that on a PS1 didn't appeal.

    Now as soon at GTA3 came out that was a totally different story!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      re: As much as i love retro games

      By the sound of it, not very much...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: re: As much as i love retro games

        Everyone I knew just had the freeware version for pc.

    2. goldcd

      That's because the PS1 framerate was awful

      Even on my modest PC is was buttery.

      Only game I ever played on the basis of a demo. I'm reasonably sure the demo was the first city with a 10 minute time limit on your game. Great fun trying to pack as much as you could into that.

      Was a poverty stricken student at the time, but only game I've ever been queuing outside (HMV Dundee) to buy on day of release.

  3. Kris Akabusi

    Memories

    I bought this as a 16 year old from my local PC independent game shop. I think there was a rumor that it was banned or going to be banned so shops wouldn't be able to sell it.

    Those were the days when you got a manual and large box for your money.

    1. Lee D Silver badge

      Re: Memories

      And a map, with that game.

      Though, sadly, in-game tech has increased with outside-world tech and such games have sat-nav nowadays.

      1. big_D Silver badge

        Re: Memories

        Yeah, I used to have the maps pinned to the wall above the desk, so that I could work out where I was going. You quickly learnt the maps, but sometimes they were useful, especially when you first open up a new area or a new city.

      2. VinceH

        Re: Memories

        "And a map, with that game.

        Though, sadly, in-game tech has increased with outside-world tech and such games have sat-nav nowadays."

        That is indeed so - but you still get a map with the physical media. The one in my GTAV box for the PS3 is slightly larger than A2, and shows Los Santos on one side, and the wider area of Los Santos and Blaine County on the other.

    2. Kris Akabusi

      Re: Memories

      Forgot the map - upvoted for the reminder.

      There was a Lamborghini in the game but you could never find it, but once you did every other car would be one. Still it was a fantastic game which I still played even when I had the London add on and the sequel (which personally I thought were poor)

    3. hardboiledphil

      Re: Memories

      It was rated 18 in the UK - I got ID checked buying it at HMV so your local independent was clearly more interested in your ££ than protecting your youthful innocence.

      1. big_D Silver badge

        Re: Memories

        Nah, the 18 rated was not official, that was a games industry self regulation recommendation. It had nothing to do with the BBFC at the time and was just a marketing gimick.

        1. Goldmember

          Re: Memories

          "Nah, the 18 rated was not official, that was a games industry self regulation recommendation."

          Wrong. It WAS official. While most games of the time didn't require a BBFC games rating as they were under the equivalent of today's PEGI (I think it was called ELSPA), certain games which featured "gross violence" and other extreme content were referred to the BBFC for a rating. All GTA and Resident Evil games had a BBFC rating until a few years ago, when it was decided PEGI would be the universal games rating authority for the UK.

          I was 12 when GTA came out and couldn't buy it in good old Electronics Boutique as I got asked for ID. When the next one came out and the same happened again, I did as another poster said and bought it from an indie shop. Good times

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Memories

      Same happened to me. After the bad publicity, I caught a TV news article talking about how it would likely be banned. I jumped straight into my car (late 20s gamer at the time) to the biggest video game shop and picked up a copy for my PS1. Possibly a game that I would have missed otherwise. All the kids were playing it though by the end of the year.

  4. Shrimpling

    I loved the top down GTA Games

    Especially London 1969 because you got to drive on the correct side of the road.

    1. Lee D Silver badge

      Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

      I can remember playing multiplayer and my brother and I would see how many cars we could line up in a single screen and one of us would then rocket them while the other tried to "surf" over the cars as they exploded.

      Sadly, the off-screen cars often disappeared quite quickly so it was tricky to get right.

      However, I always loved that style of game, much more so than the first / third person 3D versions.

      Also one of the first games to support 3DFX properly so you could run in some ludicrously high resolutions for the time.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

      You're aware that most countries drive on the right hand side of the road rather than the left hand side (UK), right?

      1. Smallbrainfield

        Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

        Quote: "You're aware that most countries drive on the right hand side of the road rather than the left hand side (UK), right?"

        That doesn't make them correct though.

        1. Andrew Barr

          Driving on the left

          Even though there are more countries that drive on the right, I believe that there are more LHD cars than RHD

      2. Irongut

        @AC Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

        And if everyone jumped in the fire would you do it too? (to quote my mother)

        Just because a majority of people are doing something doesn't make it right.

        1. Fe26Mg12

          Re: @AC I loved the top down GTA Games

          I have a solution - we should all drive down the middle of the road.

          Then everyone will be right. {}:>))

      3. Kevin Johnston

        Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

        Actually you are completely incorrect as more countries drive on the left, it's just that the BIG countries do the reverse so most drivers doing it properly drive on the right.

        1. DJO Silver badge

          Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

          Probably apocryphal but everybody used to drive or ride on the left so their sword arm would be presented to anybody coming the other way. Napoleon was apparently left handed so he imposed riding on the right so his sword arm would be in the advantageous position and the rest as they say, is history.

        2. PhoenixRevealed

          Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

          "Actually you are completely incorrect as more countries drive on the left, it's just that the BIG countries do the reverse so most drivers doing it properly drive on the right."

          I don't know where you are getting your info to support your wishful thinking, but most world drivers are on the right, and it's not even close. China, The old Soviet states, Europe, the Middle East, the northern two-thirds of Africa, Scandinavia, all of North America, and all but two countries in South America all drive on the right. The only way your statement is even halfway correct is to count the number of minuscule island countries which are the remnants of Anglo colonization, but even then, the actual number of drivers in those places are vastly outnumbered by those in right-driving nations.

          http://www.worldstandards.eu/cars/list-of-left-driving-countries/

          1. IsJustabloke
            Trollface

            Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

            Do you mean minuscule islands like "Australia" perhaps? ;)

            Seriously, who gives a fuck what country drives on what side of the road?

      4. streaky

        Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

        "that most countries drive on the right hand side of the road rather than the left hand side"

        He said correct; all the driver's countries drive on the left, for example Japan, which is why Japanese cars tend to have the indicator stalk on the correct side unlike many supposedly British cars (hey lets play indicate and change gear at the same time).

        Driving on the right is a throwback to stagecoach driving (much like the suspension "systems" on the average US-built vehicle) and something to do with mailboxes in the USA and nothing to do with being correct - which is why many drive-on-the-right countries have to come up with weird road rules to support it.

        1. Boothy

          Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

          Statistically, driving on the left is also safer.

          The vast majority of people are right handed, and driving on the left means your dominant hand is always on the steering wheel, while your left hand is doing things like changing gear, If you were on the right hand side of the road, most people would have to let go of the wheel with their dominant hand, in order to change gear etc.

          Also the right eye is dominant over the left eye, so driving on the left means your right eye is watching the oncoming traffic, and it also means pedestrians crossing the road, also have their dominant eye towards the oncoming traffic on their side of the road.

          As far as I know, there are no positive reasons to drive on the right, only negative ones.

          1. PhoenixRevealed

            Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

            "If you were on the right hand side of the road, most people would have to let go of the wheel with their dominant hand, in order to change gear etc."

            Bull... I'm left handed in a right-side driving country. As such I am forced to use my non-dominant hand to operate everything in the vehicle except the windshield wipers. That requires more of my attention than it would if I could use my more coordinated left hand, but I am NOT forced to take my left hand off the steering wheel to do so. When using the shifter I am sometimes forced to take my eyes off the road and look down at it since my muscle memory is less developed on that side and I find it harder to "feel" that it is in the correct position than if I could use my left hand instead. I actually find it easier to drive in a left-side drive country. Your argument is just wishful justification of what at its core is just a emotional position that makes you feel superior because your country "does it right".

            Show me a scientifically conducted study that there are more accidents caused by right-handed drivers in right-side driving countries than in left-side ones (adjusted for population and overall accident rates) and maybe I'll take your argument more seriously. We all know how great the drivers are in Calcutta, and they drive on the left.

          2. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

            Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

            Statistically, driving on the left is also safer.

            Citation, please.

          3. Sweep

            Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

            It's also safer/better for cyclists (and horse riders)- most will naturally mount up by throwing their right leg over (i.e. from the pavement in the direction of traffic in a sensible country). Also the reason why bicycle drive chains are on the right hand side.

        2. gotes

          Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

          He said correct; all the driver's countries drive on the left, for example Japan

          So what are the "driver's countries"? Not Italy or Germany then?

          1. streaky

            Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

            So what are the "driver's countries"? Not Italy or Germany then?

            I've never driven in Italy but I've experienced the roads.. I'm going with no.

            They make nice cars but..

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0MDY9fl-IA

            1. Spotfist

              Re: @streaky I loved the top down GTA Games

              The nice cars argument doesn't actually count either because they make FIAT which negates everything else, even pizza's! Poor old Italy.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

          Japanese cars tend to have the indicator stalk on the correct side unlike many supposedly British cars (hey lets play indicate and change gear at the same time).

          Mirror, signal, correct gear, manoeuvre anyone (mirror, manoeuvre for testing purposes)? It's actually easier if the indicator is on the left in a right hand drive car as one hand is always on the wheel - you know that bit responsible for the vehicle's direction? Make sense now? On a roundabout I can steer whilst signalling to come off the roundabout and changing gear where necessary - the movement is natural as I hit the indicator downwards on my way to the gear stick. Decidedly easier for a British car on British roads than a Jap one where they cannot be arsed moving the stalks around on the steering column. Don't mistake lazyness for aptitude.

          1. Van

            Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

            "On a roundabout I can steer whilst signalling to come off the roundabout"

            That might explain why mainland europeans struggle with indicating around or over roundabouts.

        4. PhoenixRevealed

          Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

          Get over yourself... there is no "correct" side of the road to drive on, as long as everybody drives on the same side. As a southpaw I wish North America drove on the left since then I'd be able to control my stick shift, radio, HVAC, etc, and pick up my coffee cup with my left dominant hand instead of being forced to use my right, less coordinated appendage. Since the vast majority of humans are right-handed, it actually makes more sense to drive on the right. That said, it really doesn't matter unless you regularly travel to places that drive opposite to what you are used to.

      5. Dabooka

        Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

        "You're aware that most countries drive on the right hand side of the road rather than the left hand side (UK), right?"

        None of the ones that matter do

        1. Tom 11
          Headmaster

          Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

          The side of the road we drive on derives from days gone by when we used to walk small trodden paths and carried swords.

          We walked on the left hand side as most swordsmen sheath their sword on the left hip to be accessible by the right hand. Walking to the left ensured that the pommels of each carriers swords did not mesh when passing closely. This is true for Japan also, another civilisation with strong warrior roots.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

            Sweden used to drive on the left, however a lot of cars were imports from other Scandinavian countries.

            They switched over to driving on the right one afternoon in the 60s.

            They chose the afternoon such that people wouldn't forget first thing in the morning rush hour, and by the evening rush hour occurred it was already in place.

            I loved the top down GTA games, they were like a violent Micro Machines (another great top down racing series). The London expansion packs had some great humour mocking 60s British films. The series on a 3Dfx card looked great, games until then looked blocky and low resolution, GTA ran reasonably quickly, smooth graphics and at a resolution that would put today's consoles to shame.

      6. MJI Silver badge

        Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

        You're aware that most countries drive on the right hand side of the road rather than the left hand side (UK), right?

        We were never invaded by Napolian so we could keep to the left.

        1. PhoenixRevealed

          Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

          Neither was China or North and South America. All those places (except two small South American countries) drive on the right. While what you say may be true for Europe and North Africa, it doesn't apply to the large number of other right-driving countries around the world.

      7. ZankerH
        Trollface

        Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

        The UK drives on the right side of the road, as opposed to countries that drive on the wrong side of the road.

      8. Sgt_Oddball

        Re: I loved the top down GTA Games

        The only reason so many countries drive on the right was a rule brought in by a short frenchman of the name napoleon. Besides, left hand side was the defacto method until only the past couple of centuries.

    3. Mister_C
      Boffin

      @ Shrimpling "drive on the correct side of the road"

      If you were bothered about that then you're playing it wrong...

      1. Shrimpling

        Re: @ Shrimpling "drive on the correct side of the road"

        It bothers me in most games.

        After years of playing Halo I still try to get in the passenger side of a Warthog.

  5. Simple Si
    Mushroom

    Awesome Soundtrack too!

    Great game! I remember playing the demo for ages and saving up for the release and hoping I wouldn't get asked for ID when I purchased from WH Smith back in the day (Electronics Boutique/Game had turned me away earlier - bastards).

    .

    They put a lot of effort into that soundtrack with the various radio stations corresponding to tracks on the CD and it certainly paid off. You could also put your own audio CD in too if I recall.

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