back to article Doomsday Clock says 3 minutes to midnight. Again

The famous Doomsday Clock, which has been showing anywhere between 17 and two minutes to midnight since 1947, has advanced to three-minutes-to for the third time – on this occasion due to a perceived increase in the menace from human-driven climate change. The organisation which runs the Clock, the Bulletin of the Atomic …

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  1. Zog_but_not_the_first
    Mushroom

    All those nukes...

    They're still out there.

    1. Pete 2 Silver badge

      Re: All those nukes...

      > They're still out there.

      In theory, yes.

      However, it's 50 years since anyone's put a nuke on a rocket, lit the blue touchpaper and had a successful "boom" - rather than a <phut>, ooops or "oh crap it's heading back in our direction". That means that the last people who did it (assuming they were in their 20's and 30's) are now retired and the people they trained and passed on the "tricks of the trade" to are now getting on and have (presumably) passed on all the folklore to a new generation.

      So would a system that was last end-to-end tested half a century ago, with all the subsequent innovation, upgrades, redesigns, changes and cost-cutting have any realistic chance of working? I can't see much hope for it - but I hope nobody reads this and decides to try it out.

      1. John Sanders
        IT Angle

        Re: All those nukes...

        """So would a system that was last end-to-end tested half a century ago, with all the subsequent innovation, upgrades, redesigns, changes and cost-cutting have any realistic chance of working? I can't see much hope for it - but I hope nobody reads this and decides to try it out."""

        The engineering and science bits resound yes.

        Any modern IT system introduced in the last 30 years not so.

      2. Matt Bryant Silver badge
        Mushroom

        Re: Pete2 Re: All those nukes...

        ".....So would a system that was last end-to-end tested half a century ago, with all the subsequent innovation, upgrades, redesigns, changes and cost-cutting have any realistic chance of working?......" IIRC, shortly after the fall of the Iron Curtain, one of the ex-Soviet Republics found itself with dozens of Russian ICBMs, and managed to launch a salvo of four by accident. Thankfully, two failed to launch out of their silos and the other two both failed shortly after launch.

        1. David Given

          Re: Pete2 All those nukes...

          Oo. Got a link? I'd be fascinated to know more.

          I've always wondered whether *anyone* has done a proper end-to-end test of a nuclear tipped ICBM. (Probably not.) If nuclear war ever broke out, and it turns out that design flaws in the missiles on all the different sides meant they all failed to work, then it would be hilarious. Also, somewhat of a relief.

    2. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: All those nukes...

      The old ICBMs have almost all been replaced by almost everyone and even India now has a space program and Pakistan has nukes!

      Pakistan!

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Mushroom

    I don't understand it

    Why is it always near midnight? Given that there are 1440 minutes in a 24 'day', this now means we are 99.79166666666666666666% (chance) near the end of the world? What gives?

    1. Simon Jones [MSDL]

      Re: I don't understand it

      Look it up on Wikipedia for an explanation of how it works.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I don't understand it

        > Look it up on Wikipedia

        No, thank you.

    2. Martin Gregorie

      Re: I don't understand it

      Why is it always near midnight? ...in this case because, though things may not get nasty for some time, we're very close to the point where the our fate becomes inevitable no matter what we do in the future.

      We're probably already past the sustainable human population, but is anybody taking notice apart from, amazingly, the Pope? And, even he's not about to admit that two kids would be a lot better than three or to promote contraceptives.

      I still don't see any serious attempt to de-carbonise energy production outside of China, and even there they're only doing it because their hand has been forced by a country-wide smog problem that rivals Victorian London. Carbon sequestration is a bad joke due to its appalling overall energy efficiency and a severe lack of very long term guaranteed non-leaking storage. No serious attempts at producing enough low or zero carbon energy, such as desert-based solar-electric or thorium nukes, to replace our current sources are evident, which means they're 20-30 years away at best.

      1. Kiwi

        Re: I don't understand it

        Carbon sequestration is a bad joke due to its appalling overall energy efficiency and a severe lack of very long term guaranteed non-leaking storage.

        This should make you feel a bit happier. Carbon is quite safe to handle and doesn't need any special storage. You can touch it and eat it if you want with no harm (unless you eat too much). If you want to put it somewhere try in your garden, you might get some interesting results with plant growth that way :)

        No serious attempts at producing enough low or zero carbon energy, such as desert-based solar-electric or thorium nukes, to replace our current sources are evident

        I love the idea of renewables and nukes, but I think desert solar could be a serious environmental disaster for the area - blocking natural sunlight from large parts of that eco system (yes, even deserts have life!) can't exactly be good for it. Nukes will be much better.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I don't understand it

      Why is it always near midnight?

      Because "3 minutes to tea-time" doesn't sound very scary.

      1. Mark 85

        Re: I don't understand it

        That would depend on who you're having "tea" with..

    4. DropBear

      Re: I don't understand it

      Bit of a wind-up indeed - considering I don't ever remember having seen it more that five minutes "away from midnight", I find it difficult to not just bin it straight with the boy who cried "wolf"; much like a terrorist alert that never goes below orange, it just ends up failing to impress anyone...

      1. Uffish

        Re: I don't remember having seen it

        I went through a red light once, in front of a police car. My explanation that I didn't remember having seen the orange light didn't do me much good.

        1. Solmyr ibn Wali Barad

          @Uffish

          "I went through a red light once, in front of a police car. My explanation that I didn't remember having seen the orange light didn't do me much good."

          Careful there. If you're trying to assert a Doppler effect, you may get a hefty fine for speeding.

    5. Tom 13

      Re: I don't understand it

      Because it's always been a hoax propagated by the commies.

      And yes, it was also one of the first "all the PhD's agree" attempts to shut down criticism of a political agenda not grounded in science.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
      Mushroom

      Re: Supervolcano and/or bolide impact.

      Biggest, though not most probable. :/

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Supervolcano and/or bolide impact.

      3 - Letting the green movement near the levers of power.

    3. Tom 13

      Re: Supervolcano and/or bolide impact.

      Don't forget the close (in galactic terms) Quasar.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Meanwhile the US Politicians

    are voting on the reality of Climate Change.

    Vote no and it becomes offical US Policy that Climate Change does not exist.

    Perhaps it might be worth sending all those Congress Critters and Senators to places where Climate change is real.

    Next they will be voting to make creationism the law in all 50 states and Darwin is branded a blasphemer.

    Oh wait...

    1. JDX Gold badge

      Re: to places where Climate change is real.

      So global climate change is only happening in some places, that is to say it's not global?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: to places where Climate change is real.

        Those who Inhabit in the DC Political Ghetto don't know the real world.

        Their chauffeur driven limo's with A/C are hardly the best places from which to observe it.

        As for those who downvoted the original post I can only hope that your home gets flooded out the next time there is a deluge.

        1. Fading
          Mushroom

          Re: to places where Climate change is real.

          I didn't down vote but mightily tempted now - repeat after me weather does not equal climate. Also flooding is a civil engineering problem (well except during Noah's time) there used be a time when humans would find solutions to problems not run around in fear.....

          1. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

            Re: to places where Climate change is real.

            there used be a time when humans would find solutions to problems not run around in fear

            Don't you mean "there used be a time when humans would find solutions to problems not pretend they aren't problems"?

            1. kiwimuso
              Unhappy

              Re: to places where Climate change is real.

              @ Sorry that handle is already taken.

              I think what he meant to say, was that, in the past, they didn't have people who were supposedly intelligent beings, running around over-analysing anything that moved, then claiming that disaster was imminent.

              They waited until the problem actually started to manifest itself, i.e. their prime waterfront property got inundated with the rising tide (possibly) so they moved inland a bit further.

              Of course, also back then, then was no government to whom they could turn and claim that 'they ought to do something about it", like tax someone else to pay for their stupidity/cupidity/arrogance/etc to actually build an expensive house in an area which just might be affected by water/erosion/etc.

              Or not actually building on a cliff-top because of the views and then complain when an earthquake drops several megatons of rock-face from their chosen building site.

              Of course, that didn't prevent the soothsayers and other (sometimes religious) doom merchants from predicting the worst, especially if the stars were not in alignment or something.

              I was going to add the Joke Alert icon, but I'm not entirely sure whether I am joking or not!!!

    2. Dodgy Geezer Silver badge

      Re: Meanwhile the US Politicians

      ...Perhaps it might be worth sending all those Congress Critters and Senators to places where Climate change is real..

      That would be La-La Unicorn land. Where most of the world's politicians (and AC's) are already...

    3. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Meanwhile the US Politicians

      "Perhaps it might be worth sending all those Congress Critters and Senators to places where Climate change is real."

      Surely their own backyard, the USA SE coastal regions where the salt water mango swamps are ought to be showing some signs of change?

      Obviously, the solution is to damn all the rivers and stop that water ever reaching the sea. When the bath is full, you turn off the taps. A bit like the mighty Colorado.

    4. fpx

      The Missing Link

      The article makes a big deal about climate change but does not say why.

      Climate change has the potential to upset agriculture and water management. When enough existing farmland turns to dust and entire countries run out of water, then billions of starving people will look to get their food elsewhere, by all means necessary. When rivers such as the Rio Grande, Nile or Euphrates are pumped dry, the countries downstream will get cranky.

      There may enough food and water to go around, globally speaking, but it's not distributed equally, and rearranging distribution has the potential to upset existing power structures. What do you think would happen if the US midwest runs dry and there's no trillions of dollars of deficit spending left for food imports? There's wars already being fought for cheap oil. Future wars will be fought for water.

      This may happen regardless of whether climate change is entirely human made, partially human-influenced, natural, or god's will.

  5. Paul Kinsler

    Re: detonation of many tens of thousands of nuclear warheads

    while we're on the on the subject, this in an interesting read:

    "Environmental consequences of nuclear war", Physics Today, December 2008 (& note the updated predictions/knowledge of enviro impact therein)

    http://climate.envsci.rutgers.edu/pdf/ToonRobockTurcoPhysicsToday.pdf

    http://scitation.aip.org/content/aip/magazine/physicstoday

    1. Tom 13

      Re: while we're on the on the subject

      I think you have a typo in that post. It should be Psychics Today.

  6. Pax681

    Ahh the obligatory

    IronMaiden linkage

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sXPmz9b4lM

    1. Iain
      Mushroom

      Re: Ahh the obligatory

      As soon as I see a story about the Doomsday Clock, the jukebox in my head involuntarily cues up '2 Minutes to Midnight'

      Then I checked to see when it came out, over 30 years ago in August '84. Feeling old now.

      In the style of XKCD:

      By this September, the song will be closer in time to what it's about (when the Doomsday Clock was at 2 Minutes to Midnight in September 1953) than it is to the present day. Eeep.

      1. Tom 13

        Re: Ahh the obligatory

        I always cue up Sammy Hagar instead:

        It's your one way ticket to midnight

        Call it Heavy Metal

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  8. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge
    Joke

    In situations like this, I find it useful

    to consult this book I have, with some large, friendly letters on the cover.

    1. Steven Raith
      Joke

      Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

      War and peace?

      (upvoted)

    2. N2

      Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

      'Protect & Survive' ?

      1. Sir Runcible Spoon
        Mushroom

        Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

        'Idiot's guide to inter-continental thermo-nuclear ballistic missile maintenance and upgrades" ?

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

          Zen and the art of '...inter-continental thermo-nuclear ballistic missile maintenance and upgrades"

          FTFY

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

        I have the unsettling music that played at the end of the films as a ringtone. When the Mrs calls me. People of a certain age give me very strange looks. Amazing how films that were never shown are still remebered by even normal, non geeky citizenry. As one who was a kid in the early 80's, when we literally didn't know if we'd be deep fried by an ss20 when we went to bed each night, I laugh at their 3 minutes to midnight. Attention seekers.

    3. admiraljkb
      Joke

      Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

      hehe - looks like the letters make out to be - Don't Panic - :)

    4. ravenviz Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

      Spot Goes to the Fallout Shelter?

    5. John G Imrie

      Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

      Post Nuclear Apocalypses for Dummies

    6. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

      As a reminder of how quickly the surface veneer of civilization can wear off, I suggest Lord of the Flies.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

        > Lord of the Flies.

        As a kid I never realised what an excellent title that would make for a gay porn film.

    7. grumpyoldeyore

      Re: In situations like this, I find it useful

      Haynes manual for the Avro Vulcan?

  9. Ben Liddicott

    Look at meeeeeeee!!!!!!

    The doomsday clock is just grandstanding scientists annoyed that expertise in quantum physics and mathematics oddly don't translate automatically into hot chicks and political power.

    1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

      Re: Look at meeeeeeee!!!!!!

      How do you know? do you have some inside information on the subject?

      The last time I went to a Physics Lab there were a good few babes in white coats working there.(I was fixing an errant Computer)

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