Illegal
"...the secret policy breached Article 8, the right to a private life, and Article 10, the right to freedom of expression without State interference,..."
And the punishment will be....NOTHING!
Revelations in documents leaked by former NSA sysadmin Edward Snowden accidentally made British spies' data-sharing relationship with the US NSA lawful by making the secret relationship public, the Investigatory Powers Tribunal ruled today. GCHQ judgment: Liberty v the Foreign and Commonwealth Office In a bizarre twist of …
I must remember that one if I ever commit a crime and go up before a judge..
"Solicitor, could you please inform the judge that I did sell several tonns of substance_x/speeding/wanton murder* before december 2014, but since I was arrested I have no longer been commiting any crime(s) and everything should therefore now be fine.. and I should be released at once, yes? :)"
It is worth pointing out that these are only hypothetical examples, and I have in fact never done any of these things, you know, in case there is now some sort of (now legal) dragnet operation in place on these forums...
No, no, no....not that either - it is because a third party told on you and thus it became known what you had done, that things went from illegal to legal (and henceforth for ever more).
Previously I had thought that sort of thing (witness evidence) formed an excellent basis for prosecution - but apparently I was mistaken.
Fascinating really when you think about - if you rob a bank, then just as long as nobody knows it was you, then you are a criminal, but as soon as somebody grasses you up, that act of grassing by a third party automatically causes you to become innocent!
Superb!
The only reason why the NSA-GCHQ sharing relationship is still legal today is because of a last-minute clean-up effort by Government to release previously secret 'arrangements'.
You'll note that this quote is from one of your advocates. It clearly states that had the government NOT undertaken the clean-up effort, it would still be illegal. So it wasn't the third party that made it legal it was the government.
Yes, it was all after the fact. And it can be criticized, but if you don't keep your facts straight, they're going to tear you up. I might join them when they do.
"No, no, no....not that either - it is because a third party told on you and thus it became known what you had done, that things went from illegal to legal (and henceforth for ever more)."
That's the way elReg wrote it up. But as far as I can follow from a quick look at the judgement the disclosure to which the judges refer was one made by the Foreign Office, not Ed Snowden's.
Sounds like the tribunal was told what it was allowed to say to me.
"Ok, you can assert that a law was broken, as long as that doesn't mean we have to stop breaking it. Find some way to make the status quo legal, ok?"
How about, "It was only illegal as long as you didn't tell anyone?"
"Yup, I reckon that'll fly. Ok, you can release your report now."
Can none of you appreciate the irony? In the absence of a terrorist, GCHQ would have been classified as terrorists - provided we could've shown they were terrorists. Which we couldn't. But because of a terrorist, we can now show they are terrorists so they're not in fact terrorists. Or something like that.
Is there also a clause that states that only an insane person would think someone was spying on them?
If you think someone is spying on you, the government has a nice padded cell for you to think it over in. At least it's nice until the next round of budget cuts.
If you think you aren't being spied on, then everything is good, nothing to see here, move on now....
" As soon as it becomes public knowledge, a determination is made, and it becomes one or the other"
So, following some interpretations of quantum mechanics, there is another universe where they took the other way and justice was served, and the citizens weren't treated like sheep . And, further down the line, there is another universe where the perpetrators receive more than a slap in the wrist.
"So, following some interpretations of quantum mechanics, there is another universe"
The way it looks from here you're insinuating we happen to live in the worst of all those universes. Unless of course you're the sort of optimist who answers "this can't get any worse" with "sure it can, just wait and see!"
There is actually legal precedent for this kind of asshat logic.
I worked in pubs and bars for many years, when I started it was illegal to knowingly serve anybody under 18 (with a couple of exceptions with a full meal). A few years ago they removed the "knowingly" bit putting all the onus the member of bar staff. Even if you are given fake ID, you can still get fined.
Now the police actually pick old looking 17-year-olds and send them into pubs to try and get served. The only reason this is not legally deemed entrapment, is because they write to you first and warn you they might do it. This judgement applies exactly the same principle.
If you are the subject of a lawful investigation you have no right to privacy, nor should you expect it. You do however have a right to expect that the investigators keep private any information they discover that is not pertinent to the investigation, and only make public that information used is any resultant action. The investigators have a legal duty to do that, and protect your information. You have the right to sue them if they don't, and they are also liable to prosecution under a whole raft of laws up to and including the Official Secrets Act.
Thus, regardless of what you might think, scanning communications looking for evidence of serious wrong doing, is generally legal, disclosure to third parties, generally isn't. What the state considers serious wrong doing depends on the type of state you vote for. At a guess, maybe 0.0001% of communications between people are ever genuinely intercepted, and even fewer are actionable, the rest is never seen.
If you are the subject of a lawful investigation you have no right to privacy, nor should you expect it
Nope, that is overly broad. You still have a right to privacy, but not from duly appointed investigators who will have to serve you with a warrant that specifically states what they are looking for. If they are looking for a data crime they are normally not entitled to take along your pron stash as well as that is not germane to the investigation.
At least, that's what it is supposed to be like. The reality is that as soon as they show up with a warrant, you are shoved aside, they take what they jolly well feel like and they will hang on to it for as long as they feel like, regardless if that destroys your legitimate life because you now no longer have access to your business records (you know, fun stuff like financials). It's a great intimidation technique against little people because few people have the resources to overcome what is in effect a denial of service attack on personal life and any independent business. Time is on their side.
On the plus side, now you know. Act accordingly. Assume you're under surveillance and refuse to accept anything that doesn't communicate via decent encryption.
>If they are looking for a data crime they are normally not entitled to take along your pron stash as well as that is not germane to the investigation.
But if they accidentally found your pron stash, well, you wouldn't want that leaked to the press would you? I think you'd better do as we ask.
What you've got no pron stash? Hmmm, hold on a moment. <clickety-click>, well, our computer here says you do and if you take another look at your temporary internet files folder, you'll find some in there.
A problem with an intrusive government, is that it gives them too much power.
What clown put the LSD in my water? Or did they give it to the clowns in the court?
This has to be the most surreal thing I've ever heard - it was illegal as long as no one knew of it, but became legal by becoming known.
I'm going to go take a nap and wait for the hallucinations to go away.
Could some one please check a calender and make sure this isn't the first of April?
I see I'm not the only one that has been having those WTF moments to surpass all others. They are coming thick and fast these days.
Must be the psychological operations! The ones they haven't told us about, which are illegal. Until we find out about them and then they won't be illegal anymore.
Before, I truly doubted the sanity of the people of the planet (in general) and politicians and civil servants in particular. But now, it is easier to think that it is just me that is mad.
Maybe that is the whole point eh?
Whatchagonnadoaboutituh?
No.
Those rules don't apply to you. You'll be banged up with your ugly mug all over the redtop dailys (you might even get a mention in el reg - "el reg reader Jimmy2Cows was found worrying a sheep last week, he tried the old 'but I told her [him?] what I was going to do to her [him?], before I did it to her [him?]', but it didn't wash, he was strung up like a good 'un in the cowshed {come to think of it, why do they call you Jimmy2Cows? [actually, don't answer that]}. As they dragged him from the court, shackled and manacled, he was heard bleating loudly 'but I know nothing about that little two-step staircase your honour!'").
They'll put you out to pasture (which is maybe what you wanted all along - easy access and all that).