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Earlier this week, 20th Century Fox released a trailer for the Matt Damon and Ridley Scott vehicle The Martian, a due-in-November film based on a novel of the same name by Andy Weir. The book's really sweet, although aspiring novelists will wonder why they didn't think of the “astronaut left behind on Mars figures out how to …

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  1. Ashton Black

    I'd watch it.

    Might even pick up the book before then. I need some light sci-fi. :-)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I'd watch it.

      It's been done before, it was called Robinson Crusoe.

      1. Ashton Black

        Re: I'd watch it.

        Indeed and Avatar was Dances with Smurfs. You say it like it was a bad

        thing. You know Defoe allegedly plagiarized the shipwreck story from the draft of the memoirs of Henry Pitman.

        1. Irongut

          Re: Dances with Smurfs

          Yes, it was a bad thing.

          1. Ashton Black

            Re: Dances with Smurfs

            Fair enough. :-)

        2. x 7

          Re: I'd watch it.

          More likely Defoe based his tale on the life of Alexander Selkirk, probably with added zest from William Dampier and others. Dampier was responsible for both abandoning and relocating Selkirk years later

        3. Martin Budden Silver badge

          Re: I'd watch it.

          Avatar was Dances with Smurfs

          Avatar was a remake of FernGully.

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        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: I'd watch it.

          @Symon

          No I mean written in 1719 by Daniel Defoe.

      3. TitterYeNot

        Re: I'd watch it.

        "It's been done before, it was called Robinson Crusoe."

        Dammit, you've ruined it now, you've revealed that he rescues a green Martian called Friday before making it home in one piece. Bah.

        Being pedantic, I guess that should really be FriSol it being Mars and all...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Coat

          Re: I'd watch it.

          "It's been done before, it was called Robinson Crusoe."

          You know, there was a 60s scifi maybe-not-quite-B-movie called "Robinson Crusoe on Mars", complete with Martian man Friday.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robinson_Crusoe_on_Mars

          Mine's the spacesuit with all the red dust on it!

      4. Benchops

        It /should/ have been done before

        MacGyver on Mars...

        actually I remember the Robinson Crusoe on Mars from seeing it at a very young age and I'd watch any space film. I remember it being quite good. But it wasn't anywhere near as good as MacGyver.

      5. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I'd watch it.

        More like Robinson Crusoe on Mars...... with extra potatoes.

      6. ssharwood

        Re: I'd watch it.

        Re:Crusoe. This is what happens when I write book reviews in airport lounges after 12 hours sleep in three days in the midst of 89-hour Sydney-Miami-Sydney blags.

        Shoulda picked that up ...

      7. Intractable Potsherd

        Re: Done before

        "Welcome to Mars" by James Blish also covered this ground (though, if I remember correctly (it has been a while), he also fell back on indigenous Martian life to plug some plot-holes).

    2. MrXavia

      Re: I'd watch it.

      It is a great read, I am very hopeful that they convert it well without too much 'action'.

      Yes there is action, and rightly so, but other parts are the story...

      But by looking at the trailer, very well done!

      BUT they have too many teasers in the trailer, too many events I can instantly pick out by watching it...

      WHY oh WHY do they put so many teasers in the trailers!!!!

      1. Pedigree-Pete

        Re: I'd watch it.

        Don't watch the trailers, of anything.

    3. big_D Silver badge

      Re: I'd watch it.

      I listened to the audio book. Absolutely brilliant!

      Oh f*ck, I'm going to die!

      If you like the Dukes of Hazard, then you'll love the book. A love for DISCO will also help.

      1. Jeff from California
        Boffin

        Not love, but *tolerance*.

        As Watney makes abundantly clear, and with excruciatingly excellent justification, he views disco as being better than having nothing resembling music at all. Given the circumstances, a position which I can understand without necessarily agreeing. :)

    4. John Robson Silver badge

      Re: I'd watch it.

      After Randall Munroe's recommendation (see XKCD) I did - the PDF is available with a "may be distributed freely" copyright notice at the rear.

      Slightly disappointed with the rapidity of the ending, but otherwise a decent book...

    5. Pedigree-Pete

      Re: I'd watch it.

      I have. Pretty well rated on Amazon. The Kindle app even allows me to start reading it now.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    xkcd

    https://xkcd.com/1536/

    1. AbelSoul
      Pint

      Re: xkcd

      Now *that* makes me want to watch it.

      +1

      1. Danny 4

        Re: xkcd

        Me too.

        1. Intractable Potsherd

          Re: xkcd

          If only it didn't have Matt "One-expression" Damon as the lead, and Ridley "Prometheus" Scott* helming ...

          * I know, he has done some great stuff, but "Prometheus" (and, let's be honest, "GI Jane", Gladiator", "Robin Hood" and "Exodus") suggests his time is well in the past.

  3. cray74

    Movie adaptations

    The book circulated very well at my office, an aerospace company, and about a dozen folks ended up reading my copy. We had trouble nitpicking the science - Weir did his homework, with a little glitch about RTGs' dangers and something about breathing mixtures caught by a scuba diver. The book was mostly carried by the protagonist's humor and narrative style. Poor bastard: stuck on Mars and, worse, with only '70s music and sitcoms for entertainment.

    It's going to be challenging to adapt this properly to movie format. An astronaut's diary is fine as a novel, but could go horribly wrong as a movie. The vital narration is too easy to leave out of a movie, as happened with the Hunger Games movie. Or the narration could overwhelm the movie and turn into a found-footage, Blair Witch pile of garbage.

    The trailer was promising, though.

    1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

      Re: Movie adaptations

      As I recall, there was something of a science handwave in the final chapter, regarding matching orbits... looking forward to the film, though.

    2. Tac Eht Xilef

      Re: Movie adaptations

      >"We had trouble nitpicking the science - Weir did his homework, with a little glitch about RTGs' dangers and something about breathing mixtures caught by a scuba diver."

      Having discussed the book with a few different people from a few different science/engineering domains - who, I will say, all enjoyed it despite its several faults - the biggest complaint seemed to be 'I was happy to let the science be slightly iffy - right up until he got some fundamental of my domain wrong, and it all fell apart!".

      For me it was the Arduino-level understanding of electricity / electronics displayed, which lead to some consideration of the thermodynamics issues it raised, which then started the whole thing unravelling...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Movie adaptations

        Can you two seriously not see that this is what's destroyed the genre? The problems you have aren't with any 'science' - the author is not doing science, he's writing a book. That is not how science is done. If he were doing science, he would be publishing in a journal. Requiring fiction authors to be right down to the finest minutia and trivia is batshit crazy and utterly hostile to new writers - would you have the same sort of conniption if he used a model of car that didn't exist? No. Please stop neutering the genre.

    3. big_D Silver badge

      Re: Movie adaptations

      That is the problem cray74, the book is brilliant, and it doesn't need a protagonist, there are enough problems facing our hero to keep it interesting. But translate it to a film, especially a Hollywood film and I have my doubts about it being anywhere near as good and I fear they will try and make some bureaucrat who will try and nix things, just to give the film a villain. It doesn't need a f****ing villain!

      A film doesn't need good guys and bad guys to be a winner. It needs a good story, and this is a stormer.

    4. BongoJoe

      Re: Movie adaptations

      Nothing wrong with 70s music as long as it wasn't disco.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Movie adaptations

        It was. (DIsco, that is).

  4. Richard 81

    I'm hoping for Castaway on Mars.

    ...with a now defunct Martian rover playing the part of Wilson.

    1. Captain Hogwash
      Headmaster

      Re: I'm hoping for Castaway on Mars.

      ...with Zooey Deschanel playing the Amanda Donahoe part.

      1. The Jon

        Re: I'm hoping for Castaway on Mars.

        hmm.. compare Cast Away (2000, Tom Hanks) with Castaway (1986, Oliver Reed). I know which one I preferred.

        1. x 7

          Re: I'm hoping for Castaway on Mars.

          I agree with the preference of films, but Oliver Read isn't the actor I remember from "Castaway". Now Amanda Donahoe,,,,,her I do remember

  5. StephenD

    Release date

    Originally scheduled for November (Thanksgiving in the US) but a variety of reports suggest it will now be 2 October instead (e.g. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/fox-moves-ridley-scotts-martian-801733).

  6. thx1138v2

    "The Red Planet isn't a good bad guy, because the challenges it throws at Watney are forces of nature and, as such, immutable, impersonal and undirected."

    I think it was Ted Nugent that said, "Once you spend a little time with her and really get to know mother nature, you come to realize what a stone cold bitch she is. She'll kill you in a heart beat, given the chance." Or something to that effect.

    Most people on the planet spend the majority of their time in cities or at 30K feet and are blissfully ignorant of nature.

    And that's here on earth. Once you get out beyond the magnetosphere she gets orders of magnitude rougher.

    Which brings up the point that Mars' magnetic field is nearly non-existent and that is the major reason we'll never live on Mars for more than a few forays. Unless, of course, the infinite improbability drive pops into our universe.

    1. Rich 11

      Once you get out beyond the magnetosphere she gets orders of magnitude rougher.

      Nature's a bitch at even twenty metres up: if you don't die on landing you'll at least break your ankles, and there's not enough time for your parachute to open.

      1. Pedigree-Pete
        Alert

        20mtr up.

        It can get pretty dangerous 20mtrs down too.

        1. Tom 7

          Re: 20mtr up.

          And 20mtr horizontally in a huge number of cases.

          1. David Given

            Re: 20mtr up.

            Metres: surprisingly deadly.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: 20mtr up.

            And 20mtr horizontally in a huge number of cases.

            Less, if your balcony is small.

    2. Tenacal
      Joke

      "Unless, of course, the infinite improbability drive pops into our universe."

      Pfft, don't be silly. I mean, what are the chances of something like that happening?

      1. Kane
        Alien

        @Tenacal

        2276709 to one...

        ...and falling.

    3. Naughtyhorse

      Ted nugget being killed in a heartbeat...

      Now there's something I'd pay to see :)

  7. paulc

    poor bastard...

    stuck on Mars with only potatoes to eat...

  8. Geoff Campbell Silver badge
    Alert

    Optimism?

    I think the thing that made the book for me was that he was, in fact, a complete realist. The book opens with him accepting that he is royally, utterly, and terminally fucked, and is probably going to die sooner rather than later. And then just getting on with it and seeing what he can do to delay that point.

    I have to say that I am dubious about the film. Hollywood(tm) has a long and dishonourable history of taking this sort of "Joe Average doing their best to survive" book and completely missing the point, making the central character out to be some sort of superhuman hero.

    However, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, and go and see it anyway, because it could be bloody excellent :-)

    GJC

    1. Mayhem

      Re: Optimism?

      The book reminded me a heck of a lot of Douglas Mawson's Home of the Blizzard, which features his survival in Antarctica after a disaster some 500km from their base,

      He has a similar improvisational style, manufacturing what is needed to survive, and simply perservering through force of will, despite numerous setbacks.

      Many reviews like this one complain that the subject never falls into despair, yet when you read a lot of first hand accounts of survival, very few actually do experience much despair. When they do, they certainly don't write about it - it just isn't something they waste energy on. Mawson has a quote I've never forgotten - upon pausing for a break in the sun one day because his feet hurt, he peels off his boots and socks and the soles of his feet come away with them. He writes Was there ever to be a day without some special disappointment? . He then dried them, bandaged them up, put his socks and boots back on and kept on walking - because there was no other option.

      Weir's book is well researched and compelling entertainment. I'm very much looking forward to the movie.

      1. Geoff Campbell Silver badge

        Re: Optimism?

        I've not seen that one, sounds good. I'll hunt down a copy.

        GJC

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