back to article As McAfee runs for US President – we ask a crucial question: Will Reg readers back him?

Now that paranoid playboy John McAfee has personally confirmed to El Reg that he is running for US president, it's time to ask a key question. No, not where his campaign stands on inequality, America's simmering racial tensions, the fate of the middle class, and stuff like that. We need to find out this crucial detail: does …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'm thinking he would solve a lot of neighbour disputes with some of the laws he might pass.

    Vote McAfee, you can trump the others (I should work in American politics)

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The rug and the wingnut

    Trump/McAfee 2016 - you know it makes sense!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The rug and the wingnut

      The (metaphorical) nuclear option of American politics.

      Screw the establishment. Give 'em hell!!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The rug and the wingnut

      isn't trump an American version of Boris Johnson?

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

        Re: The rug and the wingnut

        Boris Johnson seems positively normal in comparison to Trump. He should still get a proper haircut though. Does he do his with garden shears? Also, in Boris' case, the buffoonery is a smokescreen to hide that he's a very bright chap, and he doesn't appear to be a rude arsehole either.

        Although Johnson apparently really does talk like that, even under provocation. He came across a mugging a few years ago, charged towards the attackers, still on his bike, and shouted, "clear off you oiks!"

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The rug and the wingnut

          Don't forget that Boris Johnson has dual British/American citizenship so could run as McAfee's running mate!

          1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
            Happy

            Re: The rug and the wingnut

            Johnson really ought to run with Trump. He's got enough hair for both of them. Perhaps he could have his combed over Donald's bald spot?

            1. Anomalous Cowturd
              Holmes

              Donald has a bald spot? Where?

              Oh, I see.

              Between his ears...

          2. Captain DaFt

            Re: The rug and the wingnut

            "Don't forget that Boris Johnson has dual British/American citizenship so could run as McAfee's running mate!"

            Oh HELLS YEAH!! It'd be worth it just to see all the ranting and foaming at the mouth from nutters on both sides of the fence!

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: isn't trump an American version of Boris Johnson?

        Trump is an American version of Trump

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The rug and the wingnut

        Nope. Boris Johnson (whatever one may think of the man) is not a retard like Trump.

    3. asdf

      Re: The rug and the wingnut

      Trump/McAfee 2016 - because the damn rapture is taking its sweet time and needs a push.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Devil

    American Politics

    Crazy, idiotic, paranoid and criminal, Americans have repeatedly voted in presidents that fit one or more of these attributes.

    Seems the most hated thing to the political media and (seemingly) public is a well balance intelligent leader, especially if they have a socialist outlook.

    1. Gene Cash Silver badge

      "a well balance intelligent leader"

      If one EVER runs for American political office (not just the presidency), PLEASE let me know so I can vote for him!

      I'm actually planning to vote for Trump. I figure he'll be entertaining and not get anything done. It's better he not screw things any worse.

    2. LucreLout
      Thumb Up

      Re: American Politics

      ..a well balance intelligent leader, especially if they have a socialist outlook.

      Hahahahahaha! I see what you did there.

    3. Alister

      Re: American Politics

      Crazy, idiotic, paranoid and criminal, Americans have repeatedly voted in presidents that fit one or more of these attributes.

      However, never before have they considered one person with all those qualities...

      1. a_yank_lurker

        Re: American Politics

        They having trouble with Hildabeast and her email saga - might need to add treasonous to the list.

        1. Midnight

          Re: American Politics

          They having trouble with Hildabeast and her email saga - might need to add treasonous to the list.

          "Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason [...]" -- 18 U.S. Code §2381

          Hmm. If it was an Exchange server then it would technically be the enemy of all living things, and that would include the United States, but from my experience there is neither "aid" nor "comfort" involved in running it.

          You may be stretching just a little bit there.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Facepalm

        Re: American Politics

        >Crazy, idiotic, paranoid and criminal, Americans have repeatedly voted in presidents that fit one or more of these attributes.

        >However, never before have they considered one person with all those qualities...

        Eh?

        Nixon

        Bush (Jr)

        etc...

    4. asdf

      Re: American Politics

      Cameron and Blair would fit right in.

    5. Fungus Bob

      Re: American Politics

      "Crazy, idiotic, paranoid and criminal"

      Batshit crazy would be an improvement over the usual bunch of pathetic weasels we usually get.

    6. Kumar2012

      Re: American Politics

      Intelligent and socialist don't go together, unless you mean intelligent in the sense of most socialist leaders I have lived under in that they and their families become fabulously wealthy while ruining the country they rule over. But then again it easy to sit in your mum's basement and espouse all the 'glories' of socialism when you haven't experienced it first hand right...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: American Politics

        > espouse all the 'glories' of socialism

        The Economist Intelligence Unit’s where-to-be-born index (previously called the quality-of-life index, abbreviated QLI) attempts to measure which country will provide the best opportunities for a healthy, safe and prosperous life

        2013 rankings

        3 Norway 8.09

        4 Sweden 8.02

        5 Denmark 8.01

        16 United States 7.38

        18 United Arab Emirates 7.33

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: American Politics

        >of most socialist leaders I have lived under

        You are counting Obama aren't you? Listening to most Americans talk about socialism is like listening to a 5 year old kid talk about driving.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Socialist

        Actually I have and still do.

        In the UK there are still a few socialist organisations which we benefit from, the NHS being the most obvious.

        Capitalism is wealth generating and helpfull to build aspersions.

        Socialism means that my kids can do anything their talent and determination leads them to (inspiring). It means that, no matter what, the health of my family is looked after. It means that if the worst was to happen to me they would not starve.

        We need both.

        One supports the other.

        Businesses needs healthy educated people who won't seal the guttering just for survivals sake.

        People need wealth to help pay for the safety net.

        So someone with a socialist outlook is an idiot how?

  4. joeW

    Nah

    If he gets installed in the White House, you'd never fully get rid of him afterwards.

    1. Bronek Kozicki
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      Re: Nah

      post of the month

    2. Ben Bonsall

      Re: Nah

      Not to mention slowing everything down and preventing any other presidents from being installed...

    3. chivo243 Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: Nah

      I have a script for that!

    4. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
      Happy

      Re: Nah

      Still better than President Norton though...

      Who'd probably paint the White House yellow.

      1. Swarthy

        Re: Nah

        Still better than President Norton though...
        However, I could put some support behind Emperor Norton

    5. Alister

      Re: Nah

      If he gets installed in the White House, you'd never fully get rid of him afterwards.

      Maybe we could give him a thirty-day trial?

    6. dotdavid

      Re: Nah

      I'd replace him with Microsoft Government Essentials.

    7. JonP

      Re: Nah

      ...and on a similar theme - if you do vote for someone else, don't forget to uncheck your vote for McAfee first!

    8. asdf

      Re: Nah

      McAfee (both) is a bit like herpes.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Can he get this fucking site to use TLS?

    ....then he get's my nod, but not a vote. Hey El Reg - Last year you said you're looking into the 'so very complicated that nobody can seem to implement it' TLS?

    WHAT THE FUCK? Maybe someone from this org should run for government office ....over there - 'cause you already have the blatant lying straight.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Can he get this fucking site to use TLS?

      Why does this site need TLS?

    2. Irongut
      Boffin

      Re: Can he get this fucking site to use TLS?

      Stop using the same password for El Reg and your bank account... problem solved!

    3. asdf

      Re: Can he get this fucking site to use TLS?

      Some validity to your argument but the ranting is getting you the downvotes Eadon.

  6. NormDP

    He's the closest thing to None of the Above. So, why not?

  7. lukewarmdog

    Go West

    If I could vote, I'd vote Kanye.

    I'd be happy if Mcafee wanted to take it to a sudden death elimination round however.

    1. disgruntled yank

      Re: Go West

      I have to say that Kim Kardashian would make a fine First Lady. She might not make the FDA happy, but the reality show aspect might be what we need to organize a new constitutional convention.

  8. disgruntled yank

    Underground?

    Is his following underground or under a rock?

  9. CAPS LOCK

    President McAfee?

    Oh how I wish it would come true.

  10. Velv
    Terminator

    Edward Snowdon should run for President. If the public believe in him then that should trump the authorities (who allegedly work for the public)

    1. Dave 32
      Coat

      Edward Snowden for President

      Hey, cool idea. If he won, he could pardon himself. I wonder if they could administer the oath of office in Russia?

      Dave

      P.S. I'll get my coat. It's the one with the stack of "I Voted" stickers in the pocket.

      1. Nehmo

        Re: Edward Snowden for President

        He's not old enough for this cycle (Born: June 21, 1983, age 33 in late 2016). But absolutely, yes, I would vote for Edward Snowden. I not only would vote for Snowden, I would campaign for him for free.

        The man has proven himself to be a patriot willing to risk his own welfare for the good of the country.

  11. Dave 32

    I would rather drive a nail through my foot

    I do love that campaign slogan, though:

    "I would never run for office, neither would I want to be in office, of any kind. I would rather drive a nail through my foot."

    Dave

    1. Brian Miller

      Re: I would rather drive a nail through my foot

      Yes, I'd gladly vote for him!

      Right after he drives a nail through his foot!

      1. Allan George Dyer
        Coat

        Re: I would rather drive a nail through my foot

        Where do I contribute to the "Buy McAfee a nailgun" fund?

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