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Those readers who believe that death will finally deliver them from the attentions of utility companies are advised not to pop their clogs in Ireland, or at least not in County Kerry. That's the lesson to be learned from a letter allegedly dispatched by Electric Ireland to "The Occupant, Killiney Graveyard, Castlegregory, …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That'll be...

    Dr Frankenstein.

    1. g e
      Coat

      I think not, dear Igor...

      In this case they'll be billing a 'higher power' ...

      Power. Geddit? Coat got.

    2. BillG
      Joke

      Re: That'll be...

      That'll be... Dr Frankenstein.

      That's FRONK-en-steen.

  2. wolfetone Silver badge

    We buried my Dad in County Mayo two years ago, and we've had no such problems. That's just down to him digging for coal to keep himself warm.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Mine found himself in a place where the central heating is permanently turned up to the max...

  3. Andy Non Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Not only in Ireland

    Here in France it made national TV news when a letter with a fine was sent by the authorities addressed to someone's grave in a cemetery. Apparently being dead wasn't an acceptable excuse for not returning his income / tax declaration form on time. Some mindless bureaucrat had actually found out the guy had died and where he was buried to send him the letter.

    1. Alien8n

      Re: Not only in Ireland

      I'm still getting letters demanding money from Npower and it's been over 8 months since my dad passed away. This is despite them telling me that the bill would be cancelled as he only left enough to pay for the funeral...

      1. Andrew Taylor 1

        Re: Not only in Ireland

        Typical NPower, took 4months to get a refund on an overpaid direct debit for my mum. The management team would have to improve 100% to be classified as scum

        1. Sir Alien

          Re: Not only in Ireland

          This is one of the reasons I never do direct debit with any energy company. They are fast to claim the money and slow to return. We pay it manually each time and just accept the small penalty (or punishment) for not doing DD. On more than one occasion we found they would have over charged us by well over £75 over the amount due and we corrected them each time.

          Never trust any unpredictable amount on direct debit.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Not only in Ireland

            Just tell 'em anything outstanding after 30 days will be treated as a loan, with interest calculated at the same rate as - say - Wonga would use (Include screenshot of Wonga interest calculator).

            1. veti Silver badge

              Re: Not only in Ireland

              Wonga is the wrong comparator.

              Your electricity company probably gives you a "prompt payment discount" if you pay your bill within the due date. So the interest rate they charge is calculable as (prompt payment discount %) per (period between invoice date and due date).

              Charge them interest back at the same rate. That's fair.

            2. Danny 14

              Re: Not only in Ireland

              As a loan wouldnt work but after a teasonable amount of correspondence, and proof they said they will fix something, you can set out reasonable admin costs and bill them.

            3. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Not only in Ireland

              "Just tell 'em anything outstanding after 30 days will be treated as a loan"

              No experience of Npower but any company that is fast and loose with its invoicing will take notice if you threaten to invoice them.

          2. Fatman
            Joke

            Re: Not only in Ireland

            <quote>Never trust any unpredictable amount on direct debit.</quote>

            FTFY!!!

        2. Jason 24

          Re: Not only in Ireland

          "Typical NPower, took 4months to get a refund on an overpaid direct debit"

          Take it up with your bank, not npower, if the amount is incorrect then they'll refund the money immediately and then you can take it up with npower. I've done this on numerous occasions.

          From the guarantee;

          If an error is made in the payment of your Direct Debit, by the organisation or your bank or building society, you are entitled to a full and immediate refund of the amount paid from your bank or building society

          If you receive a refund you are not entitled to, you must pay it back when the organisation asks you to

    2. Dan 55 Silver badge
      Devil

      Re: Not only in Ireland

      Luxury. In Spain the electric companies are judge, jury and executioner when deciding if meters have been fiddled with. Over the past year or so there's been a load of people paying 1,500€ and above in fines, but there's no way they can prove anything because the company walk off with the meter and then start charging your bank account for the amount that they think you have used, which apparently is worked out at 6 hours a day every day for a year using the maximum power that your supply can give.

      The big suppliers are not taking deregulation very well.

      1. Sir Alien

        Re: Not only in Ireland

        The day that happens to us is the day we use solar because at €1500 solar panels will quickly pay for themselves in no time. Energy companies unless they can ban self powering houses need to play it safe in that if they become to expensive, people will search for alternatives.

        Granted the UK is not the best place for solar power efficiency considering the weather nearer the autumn and winter months but even so they can produce quite a bit of usable power if you can store it.

        Right now, with us correcting our energy company each month, we find it sort of works out cost effective(ish) to just continue paying for the power and using it carefully.

        For Spain, just use solar since you always have good sun even in winter (except for the nut-job that thinks she owns the sun)

        - S.A

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Not only in Ireland

          And here in South Australia, the solar power take-up is so large that the grid are trying to get though a surcharge on every house with solar panels because 'they are costing the grid more in servicing them' (i.e. They aren't giving us enough money, even though they are also supplying us with free power - yes, a lot of the retailers here won't give you a cent for any solar-generated power fed back into the grid).

          1. veti Silver badge

            Re: Not only in Ireland

            If a retailer in South Australia isn't giving you at least 5.3c/kWh for solar energy you feed back into the grid, they're breaking the law.

            Reference.

      2. Chris G

        Re: Not only in Ireland

        You do know that in Spain, if someone takes money from your account and you disagree with it, within two weeks you can go to the bank and have the payment returned to your account and the company blocked.

        I paid my wife's car insurance by bank transfer a couple of years ago, this year at renewal time because they had my account details, although they had no DD permission they took the renewal fee from my account.

        I think the clerk in my local bank thought I was going to have a ragin' fit, he was very helpful, explained everything to me and sorted it on the spot.

        With regard to other Utilities; a farmer friend of mine in the early '90s was getting fed up with arguing with the water company who were insisting that his farmhouse in the middle of his farm should be billed seperately as domestic and not agricultural. This, in spite of all and sundry working on the farm would use the kitchen and even shower there on occasion.

        He started to collect all the rainwater from roofs and even parts of the yards, the water company then took him to court for stealing water from their catchment area.

        Happily they lost after opposing my mate who had the Farmers Union behind him as well as an EU commisioner.

        1. Dan 55 Silver badge
          Devil

          Re: Not only in Ireland

          Yes, I do know you can return direct debits. They cut you off though, and you ain't getting an electricity supply again until it gets paid.

      3. Gerhard Mack

        Re: Not only in Ireland

        @Dan 55 That's because most people in Spain have fiddled with the meter since that's pretty much the only way tog get a usable power feed so 80% of the time they will be correct.

        I think the only place I lived in Spain with a decent power feed was when I was staying in Torrelodones in a home built by someone who knew General Franco ..

    3. Captain DaFt

      Re: Not only in Ireland

      "Some mindless bureaucrat had actually found out the guy had died and where he was buried to send him the letter."

      Not totally mindless then. The American IRS wanted to dig up a body for an interview:

      http://www.deseretnews.com/article/115582/IRS-MAY-SEEK-ORDER-TO-EXHUME-MAN-WHO-DIED-OWING-156000.html?pg=all

    4. hi_robb

      Re: Not only in Ireland

      Yep,

      I remember years ago when a light aircraft crashed in to an Irish cemetery!

      The rescue team were still discovering bodies months later...

  4. Sir Barry
    Coat

    I hope there isn't any joking around as this is a grave situation.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Coat

      I hope there isn't any joking around as this is a grave situation

      No chance of that, this article was dead serious.

      1. Lee D Silver badge

        It's a-pall-ing behavior to joke about such things.

        1. Yugguy

          But someone needs to be coffin up the money.

          1. AndrueC Silver badge
            Joke

            Some of these puns are absolutely dead-ful.

            1. Lee D Silver badge

              "Some of these puns are absolutely dead-ful."

              Of corpse they are.

              1. Martin Budden Silver badge
                Coat

                You can't blame the 'leccy company, they are operating with a skeleton crew these days...

                1. AndrueC Silver badge
                  Joke

                  they are operating with a skeleton crew

                  Does that mean they have no body to work with?

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Angel

    "Now that electricity bill money...

    Was just resting in my account!"

  6. ukgnome

    Graveyard receives leccy bill

    Shocking!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Coat

      Re: Graveyard receives leccy bill

      ΩMG! What's shocking about trying to charge the current occupant?

      1. VinceH
        Pint

        Re: Graveyard receives leccy bill

        @Joefish

        I see what you did there. :)

      2. pabc

        Re: Graveyard receives leccy bill

        4 puns in one comment. We have a winner

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Graveyard receives leccy bill

          It's like I'm really reading Mad Magazine.

        2. Public Citizen

          Re: Graveyard receives leccy bill

          Actually I think there are at least five.

          Can a single word with a substituted character count twice?

          Some of these puns ~are~ absolutely revolting.

  7. hplasm
    Black Helicopters

    No Mistake-

    The graveyard is a dead-letter drop.

  8. joeW

    re "a matter for a living representative of the Catholic church"

    I'm fairly sure that's a C of I church, not an RC one.

    1. My Alter Ego
      Happy

      Re: re "a matter for a living representative of the Catholic church"

      You've got to be Irish. As far as I can tell we're pretty much the only people that can look at people, names & architecture and tell their religion!

      1. Teiwaz

        Re: re "a matter for a living representative of the Catholic church"

        > "You've got to be Irish. As far as I can tell we're pretty much the only people that can look at people, names & architecture and tell their religion!"

        'guess the religion of the next person to come in the door'

        Is/was quite a popular pub game in the North of Ireland.

    2. Alan Bourke

      Re: re "a matter for a living representative of the Catholic church"

      Yes C of I tend to not have pointed spires.

      1. Mage Silver badge

        Re: re "a matter for a living representative of the Catholic church"

        The older C of I churches where actually "Roman". Some Norman and other pre-Henry VIII churches.

  9. Graham Marsden
    Coat

    Shouldn't it have been addressed...

    ... "Tomb it may concern..."

  10. Chris King

    BT don't even need a body...

    They sent out phone bills to a whole bunch of phone boxes on at least one occasion.

  11. The entire Radio 1 playlist commitee
    Happy

    I've been to Castlegregory

    Its a fabulous part of the country. Do go if you ever get the chance.

    1. Montreal Sean

      Re: I've been to Castlegregory

      Just make sure you purchase a return ticket.

    2. s5PGmU
      Joke

      Re: I've been to Castlegregory

      If you go to the graveyard, pay your respects this occupant's electricity bill.

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