back to article GDS has no real strategy for £450m budget pot, internal plan reveals

Concerns are mounting that the Government Digital Service has no real plan for spending its £450m budget - following a leaked strategy document obtained by The Register. In November GDS was awarded the additional funding in the Spending Review to digitally transform Whitehall over this Parliament. Its previous annual budget …

  1. davenewman

    The one was deadlines was written in Belfast

    The first e-government strategy was written by Des Vincent and his colleagues in the NI civil service, and then taken up by England and Wales. That worked - at least as far in providing useful information on web sites happened. It also got some people working with other departments in NI, Wales and Scotland. But getting different departments to work together in London is nearly impossible.

    1. Lusty

      Re: The one was deadlines was written in Belfast

      That worked because putting some information up on websites is a small scope. Why do government always think full transformation is the answer. How about identify one need and work on that. If you pull it off we'll give you some more budget.

      We just need to accept that actually "rework with experience" is ALWAYS cheaper than "planning but never starting work in the first place".

      The key to successful IT is often to stop writing documents and just get on with it. Just like every other industry.

  2. Dan 55 Silver badge

    Twas ever thus

    If you allocate the budget before the requirements are set, what's going to happen?

  3. David Lewis 2
    Coat

    The Panama Option?

    They could always invest the money in a nice offshore tax haven while they make up their minds, and pocket the profit!

    1. Rich 11

      Re: The Panama Option?

      That's a bit too similar to the County Councils who put their money in Icelandic banks. Look what happened to them.

      It all goes to show that you take risks when trusting your money to a financial institution located on an island....oh.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Look forward to the next Register piece on this

    fast forward 3 years...

    "GDS projects 4bn over-budget and behind schedule"...

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Trollface

    C'mon son!

    What is needed is a plan for a plan. Best call in chums from Bain, McKinsey, PA Consulting, Accenture etc. That'll use up at least £200M. Simples!

    1. Someone_Somewhere

      Re: C'mon son!

      > What is needed is a plan for a plan.

      Surely a mission statement would suffice - something along the lines of "We aim to strive to endeavour to second any motions to act immediately when the time is right" should do it, no?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Facepalm

    Also...

    Forget to mention that the GDS/Mad Frankie Maude scheme to mandate Open Document Format across Govt. is deader than the dead parrot. And rightly so!

    1. Kane

      Re: Also...

      I think you'll find that was about publishing documents to the public, not about software being used "in-house" as it were.

  7. Mike Pellatt

    Jim Hacker's Department of Administrative Affairs is alive and well, its 21st Century incarnation being GDS.

  8. Teiwaz

    Makes a certain amount of sense...

    To a non-It laymans perspective....

    - IT costs money.

    - Therefore, just throw a lot of money at the problem and we'll get a really good IT.

    Same strategy currently used in Health and anything else the 'twits' in Whithall don't understand.

  9. J. R. Hartley

    I want in

    These government contracts are great. Just charge whatever you want, take as long as you want, never mind if it doesn't work cos nobody understands what you're trying to do anyway, and there's always the next one.

    I need a piece of that action.

  10. cosymart
    Holmes

    Top Civil Servants

    Far too many in the civil service playing the game of musical chairs without the music. 1) Get moved to the latest high profile scheme. 2) Produce lots of mindless bullshit. 3) Get budget increase. 4) Grow department. 5) Spend like mad. 6) Get moved to next high flying scheme just before the audit. 7) Repeat....

    1. taxman
      Mushroom

      Re: Top Civil Servants

      If only that were true. Trouble with GDS is that this was a Cabinet Office initiative bringing in "experts" from outside the Civil Service to provide expert advice on how IT dev should be done. So althought a number of these are now CS they are not old stream....who have got their hands dirty by keeping legacy systems running and trying to do things on a shoestring as all the funding appears to go to new web functions with "cool" fonts.

      £450m given to Depts would result in a lot of infrastructure improvements...but to GDS?!!!

  11. BurnT'offering

    GDS - no strategy

    I am shocked.

    Re this: Department for Work and Pensions, "which will lead work on a tool to pay money out from government."

    Government has one. It's called a bank. NS&I, to be exact. It operates over two times more cost-effectively than any commercial retail bank. So, GDS, we all know you like to build new platforms (or at least the web front-ends - platforms seem a bit beyond you just yet) but maybe part of your strategy could be to take a closer look at what already exists within government. Or is that too dull for you?

    Once again, I recommend the NAO report on the DEFRA debacle for a most enjoyable skewering of the GDS's institutional culture of arrogance backed by ignorance.

    Tossers.

  12. PhillW

    This is the new tax haven

    Lets face it, in 2 years time this wad of cash will have been slurped up by tory donating 'consultants' who will spend it all on lavish get togethers (AKA networking meetings) in expensive london hotels.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    They earned every penny already!!

    "Government as a Platform" .... genius nonsense!

    1. TheOtherHobbes

      Re: They earned every penny already!!

      >"Government as a Platform"

      We need Government as a Service - a cloud of GaaS.

  14. Terry 6 Silver badge

    Got to be big, global and expensive

    Politicians are just not very good at letting incremental improvements happen because a need is identified.

    Instead there has to be a big project.They can't just agree to a small scale project, especially in a time of " austerity" and spend a couple of million quid making a service available (in this case) on-line. Instead they have to allocate a few billion on changing everything all at once.

    Or to put it another way, politicians don't want to put a new engine in the lifeboat. They have to have a new boat, and a new lifeboat station and a new ramp and a new communication network - or nothing. Often it's nothing.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    government as a platform

    an approach that involves developing a common core infrastructure of shared components, technology and standards on which it’s easy to build brilliant, user-centred government services.

    Yah, I can see where you're coming from matey, but how about you stop fucking about and just get the ageing back office IT infrastructure updated first, eh? You know, where the actual work is done? I'm sick and fucking tired of watching that little Outlook icon disconnecting every bloody five minutes, or getting a sudden barrage of emails towards the end of the day because your network has "parked" them. And why does it take 3 minutes for Word to load? fuck.

    Or are you so far up the backside of your IT supplier that you couldn't worm your way out with £30m cheque, even if you wanted to?

    1. Someone_Somewhere

      Re: government as a platform

      > up the backside of your IT supplier

      One of us* has a faulty satire detector.

      * it /might/ be me.

  16. Mephistro

    From the article:

    "...with each transformation push reinventing and rediscovering the same things."

    Now that you mention it, the GDS report has a certain rancid musk. At times it sounds as if they're recycling the reports from earlier cycles, adding some buzzwords, changing the design and colour of the book covers ...

    They're probably working under the assumption that anybody who reads one of these reports won't be willing or able to read the next. :-)

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Kat Hall strikes again!! Government is great at re-introducing 'new ideas' aren't they!!??? We see it all the time - of course there is no concrete plan on how it will be spent, the surprise is that people seem to think there would be..

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