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Microsoft is moving into new as-a-service pricing and bundling territory with the full-fat version of Windows 10 Enterprise. Today Redmond announced it is releasing Windows 10 Enterprise E3, which would normally be reserved for big operations and sold via Microsoft's volume-purchase programs, at a price of $7 per seat per …

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  1. azaks

    you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

    didn't I pick the wrong industry to be in...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

      There is no way I am paying MS for a subscription to any Windows seat. No effing way.

      We have a few Win7 workstations left and no plans to to replace them when they go down. The rest of the staff and entire production floor are running Linux workstations with Open Source office software that costs us 0 to run. All but three servers are running Linux and those have planned phase outs next year.

      Fortunately, we have an IT Manager who saw this coming five years ago and convinced me to act back then. Can't tell you how many times we've been screwed over with MS patches and just eliminating that cost was worth going down the Linux road. I won't lie, it was a bumpy road at first, but we're on the Autobahn now. Best part, no tolls.

      1. Preston Munchensonton

        Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

        The rest of the staff and entire production floor are running Linux workstations with Open Source office software that costs us 0 to run.

        Obvious, you mean that there's zero license costs to run. There are still support costs, energy costs, hardware costs, etc., some of which would be equal and some not so much.

        Most every Linux deployment to replace Windows has come with higher initial support costs. The question is whether those costs drop over time. With some forward-thinking design, the answer should undoubtedly be yes, but unfortunately support costs never seem to factor into estimates of TCO until it's too late.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          @Preston

          "Most every Linux deployment to replace Windows has come with higher initial support costs."

          But was that caused by Linux or the way the transition has been set up? I think the latter. Thing is: a lot of people allow bias and personal preference to slip in, sometimes right up to a point where it becomes ridiculous. Another important question: in which area did the replacement take place?

          We replaced all our Windows (2k3) servers with FreeBSD and yeah: it is absolutely true that the transition itself wasn't free. It took time (which amounts to money), it took re-training of some admins and we also replaced some hardware. Oh; our backup policies also had to be redone because of ZFS.

          But I can't recognize our situation in your story at all. We didn't have to deal with higher support costs: our end users didn't even understand what all the commotion in the IT department was all about. They had no clue that they suddenly were using completely different machines. It was just business as usual for them. Some even called us a bit crazy because of it :)

          Sure; this becomes different when we're talking desktop replacement, I can see that. But that's not what you said up there. But higher initial support costs per definition? It doesn't have to be that way.

          1. DainB Bronze badge

            Re: @Preston

            Yes, servers. The things noone but systems administrators care about.

            Not try same for desktops.

        2. a_yank_lurker

          Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

          Properly managed transitions from Windows are not that difficult. The key is to get users to realize they are not using Winbloat. The other OS will do somethings similarly and others somewhat differently. The same is true of the applications. In both cases, showing the users what to expect and realizing they will have lots of questions initially will help smooth over the rough spots.

          BTW, the same is true when switch versions from Slurp.

          The short term transition looks only at the transition costs while a longer term view looks at transition, licensing, and support costs. Many excellent Linux distros have no licensing costs at all. Support costs are often lower since much more can done in house; one does have the source code. Long term, the overall costs often favor Linux.

          1. DainB Bronze badge

            Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

            I call bullshit on that. Maybe your average beancounter does not know or cares about difference between Windows 10 and Gnome but try to replace their Excel spreadsheets with Calc and ask rewrite all macros in totally different language and you will very soon know what exactly the costs of transition are.

            1. a_yank_lurker

              Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

              May I ask why your incompetent bean counter is using a macro and has them enabled? One of the best known attack vectors is Office macros. Macros are an idea that is like Flash, something must die.

              1. DainB Bronze badge

                Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

                Serious question - under which rock you're living in a yankland ?

                Excel is a swiss knife type tool every accountant knows on a level you would not master in years. By the way that's exactly same accountant that can easily quantify loss of productivity from switching to new "free" piece of junk and I can safely guarantee you that it will be few orders of magnitude more than $7.

                Your only hope after that is management won't notice that 3.5 inch USB drive you brought Libre office on as it would cause significant pain on both ways in and out of your dumb ass. So you'll be better off using USB sticks.

                1. Nevermind

                  Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

                  And let's not forget the horde of desk squatters in big uk biz that use excel-as-word-form, excel-as-gannt-chart, excel-as-document/report. Get them to use the appropriate software package is nigh impossible now, let alone tell them to use libre writer.

                2. John Sanders
                  Windows

                  Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

                  >> By the way that's exactly same accountant that can easily quantify loss of productivity from switching to new "free" piece of junk and I can safely guarantee you that it will be few orders of magnitude more than $7.

                  I know quite a few competent accountants who had a look at Calc and their opinion is that they could work with it just fine, most of the "real" problems nowadays steam from having to make small changes here and there as some functions do not work exactly the same.

                3. Paul Crawford Silver badge

                  Re: @DainB

                  "Excel is a swiss knife type tool every accountant knows on a level you would not master in years."

                  Very true, but why do people assume that a general migration to Linux means EVERYTHING must be Linux?

                  In my own limited experience, most folk are happy with Linux for many things, and the few business-critical programs you really must have can often be run in a VM of Windows. Said VM can be minimal, have limited network access, and generally is a very secure way of doing things (given that a lot of smart malware avoids running in VMs to evade analysis).

                  Sure it is an extra training step for those users, but my 75 year old and largely computer-illiterate father was able to master VM use for a specific genealogy program. I'm sure your accountants, etc, would manage it fine if given a couple of minutes tuition and a cheat-sheet of things to remember.

                4. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
                  Facepalm

                  Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

                  Excel is a swiss knife type tool every accountant knows on a level you would not master in years.

                  Yes, the blood stains and finger pieces in the accounting sector show that this is the case!

                  88% of spreadsheets have errors

                  Excel: A bad idea, implemented badly, used badly by herd mentality people who want to have nothing to do with "programming" and actually believe fitting complex dataflow logic into a harebrained 2D schema with hidden and impenetrable interrelations (and design faults galore) is ABSOLUTELY NOT PROGRAMMING.

              2. taxythingy

                Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

                Really?

                Set group policy to disable them but allow override.

                I have two macros that are used several times a day. They both turn 2-3 minute click-fest, multi-workbook jobs into alt-f8, tab, enter.

                Estimate 10 minutes a day, 150 days per year with more consistency and fewer errors. 25 hours a year over three years and counting. That's worth a lot to me and my group.

                If you want to make sweeping generalisations, go join a retentive H&S team.

            2. John Sanders
              Linux

              Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

              If you refuse to learn, test, and re-test yes the cost wills bite back in your ass and rip it off.

              A competent migration will look at these issues and if required keep a number of workstations running windows, or wine, or VMs or whatever is required to keep the business working.

              Linux is not Windows, if you have to learn anything at all that is the most important thing you are going to learn.

              If you insist on Linux being 1:1 with Windows you are in for disappointment and failure, it does not work like that.

              Linux is in what "I call the creeping in" phase, it is steadily replacing boxes here and there, first is an email relay, then is a proxy, the terminal server (text terminal server), the router is running Linux, minor databases are running now on MySQL/Postgress, random appliance runs Linux (or BSD), etc.

              It is a matter of time...

            3. TonyJ

              Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

              "...I call bullshit on that. Maybe your average beancounter does not know or cares about difference between Windows 10 and Gnome but try to replace their Excel spreadsheets with Calc and ask rewrite all macros in totally different language and you will very soon know what exactly the costs of transition are..."

              Not just macros but plugins.

              Anyone that's worked in the public sector will know they often rely heavily on them. And not just limited to Excel.

          2. TonyJ

            Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

            "...Properly managed transitions from Windows are not that difficult..."

            To be fair, I don't believe being difficult was mentioned. The point is, that it isn't free.

        3. Alan Brown Silver badge

          Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

          "Most every Linux deployment to replace Windows has come with higher initial support costs."

          We've been running a mixed environment for nearly 20 years

          80% of the desktop support load is generated by windows (and MS services such as live.outlook.com) despite only being 15-20% of the fleet.

          On servers, the 2 windows servers (software which can't be ported) generate about half as much support load as the rest of the fleet combined (30-odd systems)

          Windows requires a disproportionate amount of support load.

      2. depicus

        Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

        I haven't installed a Windows server for about 4 years, I much prefer Linux for servers now and I like to make a small donation each month to an open source project with the money we save from paying for licensing so a win all round.

      3. azaks

        Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

        Why is it not possible to have a single article that mentions microsoft or windows without some moron (or group of morons) telling us that they have either stopped or are planning to stop using it?

        I had Weetbix for breakfast - do you think anybody fucking cares or I would bother posting about it? FFS...

        1. hplasm
          Gimp

          Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

          "Why is it not possible to have a single article...waaaaa."

          Said a windows moron.

        2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

          "Why is it not possible to have a single article that mentions microsoft or windows without some moron (or group of morons) telling us that they have either stopped or are planning to stop using it?"

          Have you stopped to think why? Maybe you should start from considering the possibility that they're not morons and then carry on by asking yourself what it tells you about their experiences with Microsoft & Windows.

        3. Patrician
          Facepalm

          Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

          I agree, as soon as there is any article that is about, or even mentions, Windows you see the Linux evangelists posing here about how wonderful everything in the garden is since they moved to Linux. How they never have to support anyone anymore, how they never, ever crash or reboot. How their Linux machines turn their water into Wine for them every morning, and how there's never been a rainy day since.

          1. david bates

            Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

            Actually my Linux server has crashed several times in the last couple of weeks trying to copy terabytes of data onto a NTFS volume.

            Mind you, none of my Linux machines has ever ground to a complete halt, and required a reboot only for me to find that this was just a cunning trick to install an updated which, despite apparently being 100% complete, took the best part of an hour. Windows 10 has done that twice in 4 weeks on my work machine.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: you pay 7 bucks for a coffee?

        That's good. I also like working with Linux. Anything but that marketing shit from Microsoft. But truth is that Linux and it's free software is often buggy, dated, incomplete with poor hardware support sometimes (always has been). Sure it's usable, it's better than a decade ago, but it's not there yet. OSX is too expensive.

  2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    The outcome is a simpler approach to ensuringlock in customers have the technology they need to run a secure and productive enterprise and enable their digital transformation.

    FTFY

  3. Swarthy

    And so it begins

    $7 a month, that's cheap! Until you realize that you'll be paying that $84 per year, every year. That is $252 for the OS alone, over the (industry standard 3-year) life of an enterprise computer.

    Who could have seen this coming?! (Answer: All of us.)

    1. Tezfair
      WTF?

      Re: And so it begins

      "$7 a month, that's cheap! Until you realize that you'll be paying that $84 per year, every year. That is $252 for the OS alone, over the (industry standard 3-year) life of an enterprise computer."

      Don't forget that's per user per year. Multiple that by the number of users that use the same computer and it's going to get a whole lot dearer.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: And so it begins

      That $7 a month is only the introductory offer and is certain to rise as soon as enough people are locked in.

      I wouldn't be at all surprised if it went up to $27 a month when all the 'features' are added.

      1. Peter2 Silver badge

        Re: And so it begins

        $84, or £63 per year for one user. Or £79 for a grade B (scratched) refurbished computer with a years warrenty and a perpetual Win7 Pro MAR license.

        Now I can see the attraction of a subscription model for office, that makes sense if you have been reusing a really old office VLK and want to move up from Office 2003/2007 but can't afford to buy several dozen/hundred office licenses. There, a subscription model genuinely makes sense.

        . . . but Windows is not something that people actually want. We just need it, because you have to have something to run other software on. Are they actually mad in thinking that we are going to pay £189 for three years of using software so bad that you then have to spend about that again on security software for it?

        If they expect to sell any at that price then I expect to see something useful that i'd want bundled with it.

        1. Malcolm Weir Silver badge

          Re: And so it begins

          I think it's common in smaller businesses that horrible mismatches of OS versions proliferate. For example, because the previous individuals allegedly "in charge of" such things were incompetent and/or naive and/or dumb, I have a user population using an unholy mix of XP (yes), Win7 Home Premium (Huh?), Win 7 Pro, Win 7 Ultimate, Win 10 Home and Win 10 Pro. Plus various Linuxes, but they don't count for this point.

          Now, if I can lease Win 10 Pro for (say) my Win 7 Home and Win 10 Home users I can concentrate on replacing the oldest machines (the XP ones), getting a standard Win 10 Pro license as part of the deal, while postponing the need to pay $200 for a Win 10 Pro license for the others. In a year or so, I'll replace the machines that I had leased the OS for, and I'll be happy without large spikes in my CapEx budget.

          Sure, my chaos may not be common, but for me, this is an interesting option!

        2. DainB Bronze badge

          Re: And so it begins

          "Are they actually mad in thinking that we are going to pay £189 for three years of using software so bad that you then have to spend about that again on security software for it?"

          The only one who is mad is person who thinks that retraining users would be cheaper than $7 per user per month. In reality loss of productivity will be more that 100 times of that.

          Hell, I'd even offer to pay it out of my pocket is I was given choice between Windows and Mac/Linux.

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: And so it begins

            "Hell, I'd even offer to pay it out of my pocket is I was given choice between Windows and Mac/Linux."

            That's generous. But what would you pay out of your own pocket when one of your business's customers comes along and wants to know why you've put personal data about him on computers, maybe in the US, that you don't control and he wants to see you in court about it?

            1. DainB Bronze badge

              Re: And so it begins

              I don't have anyone from Northern Korea as my business customers.

              Regarding everything else you mentioned - get your facts straight or go buy roll of tin foil in cooking section of your local supermarket.

          2. John Sanders
            Holmes

            Re: And so it begins

            >>Hell, I'd even offer to pay it out of my pocket is I was given choice between Windows and Mac/Linux.

            No, you wont.

          3. no-one in particular

            Re: And so it begins

            >The only one who is mad is person who thinks that retraining users would be cheaper than

            > $7 per user per month. In reality loss of productivity will be more that 100 times of that.

            Because Windows never changes from release to release so the re-training costs for that are zero?

          4. CAPS LOCK

            " In reality loss of productivity will be more that 100 times of that."

            When will Microsoft Online Reputation Managers stop spouting this nonsense[1]? This and "Linux is only cheaper if your time has no value" actually works AGAINST Microsoft. Windows requires more support than, for example, Mint, and Libreoffice is easier to use than the current version of MS Office. This is not my opinion this is my observation, having seen both sides in action.

            [1] Never, I'm guessing...

        3. chris 17 Silver badge

          Re: And so it begins

          Many would happily pay £30 per month for a new laptop with latest Windows, office and AV pre installed with a remote support and return to base wrap around. That for 3 years on a £1k laptop wouldn't be too bad.

          How many small businesses would jump at that. Don't forget it'll be tax deductable.

    3. Xamol
      FAIL

      Re: And so it begins

      Read the article. If you're going to bash Microsoft, at least do it with a fact based argument...

      "Take a step back to last week. Microsoft renamed its Enterprise Cloud Suite as Secure Productive Enterprise E3 while also announcing Secure Productive Suite E5.

      The former includes Office 365 and Enterprise Mobility + Security E3 with Windows 10 Enterprise. Mobility + Security E3 is the old Enterprise Mobility Suite, also renamed, and includes mobile sync, security and device management."

      HINT: There's more than just the OS for $7 per month.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: And so it begins

        "HINT: There's more than just the OS for $7 per month."

        Yes, there's holding data on someone else's computers, for all you know outside the jurisdiction and a whole lot of legal complications as that mess matures.

        1. Xamol

          Re: And so it begins

          "Yes, there's holding data on someone else's computers, for all you know outside the jurisdiction and a whole lot of legal complications as that mess matures."

          Have you read about Enterprise Mobility? Please point me to the bit that says you have to store data offsite let alone, in a specified jurisdiction. You do get cloud based single sign-on but it looks like even that has a choice of multiple datacentres.

          It might not be popular to defend Microsoft but some of the comments on here are pure FUD.

          For $7 per month, you get and OS, Office 365 (like it or not this is the de facto standard for business), device management and enterprise security. If you're in the Microsoft ecosystem (happily or otherwise), it doesn't seem like too bad a deal.

  4. Bottle_Cap

    In best B5 voice... and so it begins...

    1. Aqua Marina
      Alien

      In best Kosh voice... and so it begins...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qYbVQu7YAQ

      (Alien icon cos they don't have a jelly fish one)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Obligtory XKCD!

        No, wait.... Let's try that again:- Obligatory XKCD.

  5. King Jack
    Trollface

    Let the Slurp defenders begin..

    I cannot wait to read their take on this one. "It's great value, it's really cheap, What subscription?"

  6. Erik4872

    Aaaaand, welcome to Windows subscriptions!

    I know all the accounting tricks say that OpEx is better than CapEx, but I still say it's totally retarded to pay a company for the same service, over and over again in small pieces, rather than buy it outright and use it forever. Look how long big companies stuck with Office 97 and Office 2003! They paid $xx once and used the software for 10+ years in some cases.

    I did see this coming though - Microsoft is signing absolutely everyone up for Office 365 and is in the process of becoming every company's auxilliary (or sometimes primary) data center for a low low fee per month. The Home and Pro users get Windows 10 "free" but Enterprise users are going to have to pay, Creative Cloud style, until the end of time.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Aaaaand, welcome to Windows subscriptions!

      Still running Office XP (2002) and it still running great on Windows 7 Professional. Glad I bought it as a product & not a subscription (if such had been available back then) saving myself a lot of money. If Microsoft ever stops activating my legitimate copy I'll put out the Office 2000 Suite I previously bought which only requires a Product Key...no authorization required, before I subscribe to Office365

  7. Thatguyfromthatforum

    How long until they start charging by bit of data accessed from their "cloud service"?

    1. Dwarf

      @Thatguyfromthatforum

      I think you will find that most cloud providers already do !

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The Question Remains....

    Why bother?

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