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Microsoft has confirmed that it has ramped up production of its Surface fondleslabs in advance of a new global retail sales push, one that should see the devices hit third-party retail store shelves as early as this Wednesday. "The public reaction to Surface has been exciting to see," Surface general manager Panos Panay said …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So, it's official

    Australia is the 51st state.

    1. The BigYin

      Re: So, it's official

      Oz is the 52nd, the UK is the USA's bottom bitch. Although the UK has played up of late, it's going to need a bit of slapping to brought back into line.

      1. M Gale

        Re: So, it's official

        You know, I'm thinking that a symbolic dumping of a crapload of Nike, Adidas, McDonalds and other branded goods into Liverpool Harbour would be amusingly ironic around now.

      2. asdf
        FAIL

        Re: So, it's official

        If it makes you feel any better for some time now the US has been Israel's bottom bitch.

    2. Deadlock Victim
      Trollface

      Re: So, it's official

      Downvote, because we all know that Canada is the 51st state/

      1. asdf
        Trollface

        Re: So, it's official

        Canada is America's hat. Duh. Free holiday gift idea for the redneck on your shopping list.

        http://www.zazzle.co.uk/canada_americas_tuque_trucker_hat-148672137412867523

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Microsoft has confirmed that it has ramped up production of its Surface fondleslabs in advance of a new global retail sales push, one that should see the devices hit third-party retail store shelves as early as this Wednesday."

    So they halved production only to ramp it up again in a new marketing push? Yep, that sounds like great management at work.

    1. dogged

      The hilarious bit is this -

      and every one of its pop-up stores opened within a mile's distance of the nearest Apple Store, with most located just up the road – or down the mall corridor.

      because obviously that's just a ripoff and MS should actually be opening stores up mountains or at the bottom of the sea in order to gain customers rather than where there's consumers who want to buy tech.

      /snark

      1. Zaphod.Beeblebrox
        Thumb Up

        Re: The hilarious bit is this -

        I agree, MS obviously is just copying Apple - it couldn't be that demographic and market reasearch told them Apple had got it right witht he locations of their stores, now could it? I think Apple should sue for brand infringement!

  3. fishman

    Late

    With less than 2 weeks to Christmas, Microsoft is a little late. And selling them at Staples - an office supply store chain - not exactly a hotbed of consumer electronics.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Late

      That could work. Lots of people (especially guys) do their Christmas shopping within 24 hours of Christmas.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Coat

        Re: Late

        Surely that's what a 24 hr petrol station is for?

        What woman would want a litre of Multigrade Oil, a set of wiperblades and a scrawny bunch of flowers for Christmas?

        Mine's the one with the wife's Christmas list in the pocket.

  4. Goat Jam
    WTF?

    I'm Confused

    Are there any MS stores in Australia? Who has been selling the Surface in Australia up to this point?

    MS have been heavily advertising the surface for several weeks already.

    Am I to understand that anybody who may have been tempted to purchase one by those adverts would not have been able to do so until now?

    1. Adam 1

      Re: I'm Confused

      You could only get it from the online shop, which is really daft considering that even the 5 people sold on the spec would still want to pick one up in the flesh before handing over the hard earned.

      1. Goat Jam
        Facepalm

        Re: I'm Confused

        Man, that is nuts.

      2. hplasm
        FAIL

        Re: I'm Confused

        A Touch device that you can't touch...

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I'm Confused

        "sold on the spec would still want to pick one up in the flesh before handing over the hard earned."

        No, you are wrong. RICHTO bought one mail-order and that went well - oh wait

        http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/1645572

        1. RICHTO
          Mushroom

          Re: I'm Confused

          Still going through the chargeback process on that one FYI....Bought one new off eBay instead for 2/3 the price...and got better service...

          Does have to be said that Surface tabs are very good in terms of design / functionality....even if the Microsoft Store does suck for customer service...

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: I'm Confused

            "Bought one new off eBay instead for 2/3 the price...and got better service..."

            So the price has plummeted then !

  5. Bluey1701
    Holmes

    Australian Outlet...

    Harvey Norman has been confirmed as one of the Australian Outlets

    1. southpacificpom

      Re: Australian Outlet...

      And it was a waste of time sending their staff on "special Windows 8" training if they are now to be sold in other high street stores. Wonder if the special training they had included being honest with the customer about real storage capacity of these toys?

  6. EddieElche
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    but nothing in the UK

    went into London a week or so ago and was visually assaulted by adverts for the surface but not a sign of it on Tottenham court road, oxford street, or any where else.

    mail order only in the UK must = fail!

  7. JDX Gold badge

    expanding the ways in which customers can interact with Surface

    This sounds exciting. What are these new interaction opportunities?

    1. mrfill
      Joke

      Re: expanding the ways in which customers can interact with Surface

      Apparently, tests show its performance as a frisbee exceeds all other tablets

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: expanding the ways in which customers can interact with Surface

        apparently mrfill doesn't know how to use a tablet!

        what wank.

    2. RICHTO
      Mushroom

      Re: expanding the ways in which customers can interact with Surface

      Well it works very well as a skateboard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkSVIgtqr9U

      And its good for breaking other devices with....

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    numbers game?

    Only offering the Surface via retailers when it is part-way through the festive season will make it really hard to work out its adoption rate vs. the competition (and thus assess success or failure), at least until the next quarter.

    1. Mike Brown

      Re: numbers game?

      i think its safe to assume it is/will be a failure.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: numbers game?

        safe to say mike has an iPad! FAIL!

  9. Purlieu

    Plan to fail

    Of course it will be a failure - then Microsoft can (a) slash the price of these and "legitimately" gain market share because they are so cheap and (b) introduce the Surface 2 in about, oh, February, back at the original price so that (c) consumers will then buy the new one.

    Any fule kno this

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    MS need to dumb down to catch prospective apple purchasers. Shiny shop, clone army, done.

    MS purchasers know what they are getting.

  11. The Godfather
    WTF?

    Special New Year deals..

    It'll be two for the price of one in New Year sales....

    Decision and push is late and not properly thought out, irrespective of any positives or negatives the product has. This has hallmarks of scampering up a slippery riverbank and sliding back to where one started.

  12. Sir Codington
    Facepalm

    It's such a shame

    If MS have given us full windows arm, or at least a version of visual studio for Win rt and not charged and insane price, the surface could have worked.

    Charging £500 for something that does less than a CHROMEBOOK (chromeos has a remote desktop client through chrome and SSH built in) is just beyond stupid with android and iOS already dominant.

    It's a shame, I actually like windows and C# for several things. Not everything, but the user interface is nice.

    1. RICHTO
      Mushroom

      Re: It's such a shame

      Not sure where you got that idea, but Surface already does a lot more in V1.0 than Chrome, Android or the iPad.....

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sinofsky?

    What was that all about then?

  14. asdf
    Trollface

    look on the bright side Stevie B.

    At least Microsoft should be able to hire many of the ex RIM employees who have experience clearing out inventory of a failed tablet product on the cheap.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: look on the bright side Stevie B.

      Nah - RIM will have them on retainers to help clear out the Blackberry 10.....

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