Nice to see the Reg is really trying hard...
...to get into Apple's good books.
For a minute, there, I thought that you wouldn't try at all...
So here it is, the edge-of-the-seat rollercoaster ride as seen from Vulture West HQ (sadly we lost our invite to Cupertino). We take you now back in time to last night: Today's the AMAZING day, no, MOMENT Apple is expected to launch new MAGICAL iPads – quite possibly the iPad Air 2 and iPad Mini 3 – plus perhaps a proper …
They never phone do they, just like the girl that dumps you and you hope she'll call...
But she never does because she's already got someone else.
Go put on the old classic by REO Speedwagon, 'Keep On Loving You', it won't change anything but it might help.
"They never phone do they, just like the girl that dumps you and you hope she'll call...
But she never does because she's already got someone else."
In this analogy, "she" has lots of other partners, so maybe you're implying Apple is like a high class whore who's choosy about her punters?
Having found U2's album (need to go to settings and Music -> "Show all music" if nothing shows up), I think I'd rather listen to Nickelback. Hell, give me Katy Perry or that dark-haired girl that sang the world's most ridiculed song or... Wheatus... or classical played by primary school children... or... anything. I'd even listen to The Corrs attempting to cover Eminem tracks (actually, that could be amusing).
[PS: Dear Bono - in the 80s you rocked. WTF happened?]
Wow. That was... actually bloody brilliant. I don't think I could stand to watch it twice, it's charm was in the first viewing, like all of the worst bits of Eurovision crammed into a mere seven minutes.
Thanks. I was depressed that it isn't the weekend yet. This cheered me up.