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The Science Museum in London has announced it will reconsider its exhibition on sex and gender – after it faced criticism over a quiz that tested whether a brain was male or female. Located on the first floor, Who Am I? is a permanent gallery that has been in the museum over 15 years. The exhibition explores the underlying …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    We're the pissed off and angry party and we're here to be offended.

    1. Rich 11

      ...whether it agrees with current scientific understanding or not.

      Oh wait, it doesn't agree with current scientific understanding, and it wasn't clearly labelled as representing something which people used to believe in the previous century.

      Bring on the phrenologists, too, and don't give kids a clue that the reading of the bumps on their heads doesn't actually mean that they are vicious little sods fit only for the eugenics camps.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Welcome to the party friend, here's your badge.

        Almost everyone that posts on the internet is a member!

      2. MrDamage Silver badge

        Phrenology

        With the way some little shits tear through museums, some retro-phrenology would be in order to make it a nice, peaceful environment once more.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Phrenology

          "Although it is widely agreed that male and female brains do differ chemically with various hormones, whether that translates into cognitive abilities is still debatable."

          According to what I've read there is scientific evidence that male and females have different strengths and weaknesses.

          You'll have to forgive me though as I'm not up-to-date on the latest "reality", are we now supposed to pretend that men and women are exactly the same?

  2. ElectricFox
    Black Helicopters

    It reported my gender.....

    as non-binary-investigative-hetero-cis-trans-existential-ubuntu-helicopter

    1. Scott Broukell

      Re: It reported my gender.....

      Oh! You too, how wonderful! Maybe we should form a group or something, you know for hugs and cakes and support.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It reported my gender.....

      The machine saw me coming & immediately gave a BSOD in self defense. The museum sent me a restraining order telling me to stay away or they'd send me the bill for the AI's therapy. Bah...

      /s

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Angel

        Re: It reported my gender.....

        The machine saw me coming & immediately gave a BSOD in self defense. The museum sent me a restraining order telling me to stay away or they'd send me the bill for the AI's therapy.

        Someone else who enjoyed Dave Allen's reaction to the introduction of an AI priest to take confession?

    3. Siberian Hamster

      Re: It reported my gender.....

      Damn, I thought my password was un-guessable!!!

  3. El_Fev

    What the actual fuck

    Generation snowflake!!! Jesus Christ this country is fucked :(

    1. ThomH

      Re: What the actual fuck

      I'm not necessarily sold on the PC angle but would agree that the Science Museum should not have displays which purport to communicate scientifically-established ideas but which actually have no such basis.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: What the actual fuck

        "the Science Museum should not have displays which purport to communicate scientifically-established ideas but which actually have no such basis."

        To be fair, it IS a museum, so having exhibits of outdated historical artefacts is pretty much why they are there. Except they didn't label it as such, which is a shame. Maybe they should try and stay away from "bleeding edge" science since that is pretty much a moving target much of the time.

    2. Lars Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: What the actual fuck

      Not sure either, was it about the choice of colour. After all my years of studying birds I have come to understand that some birds start building a house and then they get very verbal and start vividly spinning their cock outside until a she, hopefully, comes along to go yes or no. And after all my years of studying elephants I have found that young and beautiful female elephants don't give a shit about all the Verstappens of the world but let a mature guy like me in. Is that due to their parents, kindergarten or the collage they attended, the brains, or just the balls or their absence. Time to study eunuchs I suppose. Oh no I won't, what the hell about the colour.

      1. Jedit Silver badge
        WTF?

        "young and beautiful female elephants"

        I really shouldn't judge in this modern society, but are you saying that you have sex with elephants?

        Honestly, I'm not even sure how that would work because elephants have four feet and humans don't. I would imagine you would be completely incapable of congress with only six inches.

  4. itzman

    Odd...

    that no one actually reported, demanded or even questioned the validity any of the assertions, which could be established by running - say 1-000 people through the tests to see if, actually it did reveal any statistically significant differences.

    Presumably that us a risk no politically correct person dare take.

  5. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    History

    To be fair it does date back to 2000, well before women had the vote and before we realised that they had minds as well.

    It is going to be replaced by a contemporary balanced question:

    Are you a thick racist neanderthal brexit brain or a modern go-ahead dynamic remain cultured genius brain?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: History

      Well I don't know if brexit/remain is the same, but there have been some interesting studies comparing the conservative brain with the liberal brain. The conservative brain was found to have a markedly stronger fear response, which may explain why conservative candidates are successful in playing on fear - fear of outsiders/immigrants, fear of terrorists, fear of crime, fear of communists, etc.

      1. Graham Dawson Silver badge

        Re: History

        Odd, I've seen studies asserting the exact opposite. It's almost as if the entire field of behavioural psychology is rife with confirmation bias and cherry-picking to prove dubious political points.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: History

          as if the entire field of behavioural psychology

          Curious thing is that degree courses in BP are almost always Bachelors of Science, when they clearly should be Arts. And sticking to the theme of the original article, shouldn't the women get a Spinster's?

          "Oh, yes I got my Spinster's of Arts in Behavioural Psychology from Wrexham Glyndŵr University. It was really hard work"

      2. Adam 52 Silver badge

        Re: History

        "conservative brain with the liberal brain"

        I don't understand this. In most political thinking conservatism and liberalism are considered complementary not opposites, involving free enterprise and minimal regulation. Socialism, by contrast, tends to only work by imposing order on people which is illiberal.

        David Cameron considered himself a liberal and Tony Blair famously sought his "third way".

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: History

          At least over here in the land of the currently free; "liberal" is code for ultimate conservative.

          No government spending except defense, everything else you pay for or do yourself.

          Why pay for a police force if you can just buy a gun ?

          1. TRT Silver badge

            Re: History

            Is this the old left brain / right brain debate?

  6. inmypjs Silver badge

    "telling girls they have "pink brains""

    So where is the outrage about telling boys they have blue ones?

    Does this feminist twitter fart think pink ones are inferior? Perhaps because girls have them?

    Maybe the exhibit should include transparent brains for the air heads complaining about it.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "telling girls they have "pink brains""

      What about boys with pink brains, because given the assumption that the brain deciding machine is incorrect then there would have to be a lot of boys with pink brains and girls with blue.

    2. Mark 85
      Devil

      Re: "telling girls they have "pink brains""

      I'd think that all of our brains are pink. If they're actually blue, there's probably an oxygen insufficiency and dead.

    3. caffeine addict

      Re: "telling girls they have "pink brains""

      Came here for pretty much the same comment. Maybe it's the limits of a tweet, but she doesn't appear to be upset that they are suggesting that males and females have different brains, or that there is a "male" brain and a "female" brain, but that the female brain is represented as pink. Which, it is (at least, more pink than blue).

      1. TRT Silver badge

        Re: "telling girls they have "pink brains""

        They're mostly a pinkish beige.

    4. nsld
      Facepalm

      Re: "telling girls they have "pink brains""

      to answer that you need to understand that if you are an extreme feminist certain things are verbotten and one of those things is to suggest that the male of the species might have a complaint as well.

      Firstly, its not about equality, its about superiority, they actually care not one iota for things being equal.

      Secondly you just have to follow the ramblings of people like Caroline Criado Perez for an insight into how they think, a good example is when one of the two people convicted of making threatening and malicious communications turned out to be female Ms CP said it was because the woman in question had "internalised mysoginy", in other words it was the mans fault again.!

      So thats the key thing here, those of us who are penis wielding rationalists really dont care what colour the brain is depicted as and also recognise that men and women are different.

      Whoever, if you are a fully paid up member of the extreme feminist brigade (perhaps it should be called "so called feminist state" ala ISIS and the BBC!) you are only interested in the pink jobs.

      Whilst the great thinker Reg in the life of Brian wanted the right to have babies, the sad reality is that he can't actually fire them out even if granted that right because we are different, in exactly the same way that should one of the extreme feminist loons choose to write their name in the snow with their own urine via the micturation method she will just get wet feet!

  7. Dr. G. Freeman

    Thought all brains were pink ?

    At least it looked pink-ish in Anatomy as a undergrad.

  8. m0rt

    Well, the question of nurture and nature in this particular field has come up I see:

    http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/science-news/news/2360/

    According to this there is a suggestion that it is nurture that pushes this stereotype.

    So they could rename the quiz:

    "Are you a uk-socio-economic-female brain or a uk-socio-economic-male brain as of 2016 standards"?

    Change the pink and blue to green and red. No that has stop go connetations.

    How about green and brown? Nah. Old gods link.

    Pastel yellowy and pastel greeny?

    1. VinceH

      Green and purple. Then it's the Drazi.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Down

    Sir Tim Hunt

    So if we mention gender differences that some scientists are not sure exist, we are wrong.

    But if we so much as mention gender differences that do exist, we are sacked.

    And The Register seems to think that's fair.

    1. m0rt
      Paris Hilton

      Re: Sir Tim Hunt

      To be fair, (swidt?), I have enjoyed reading El Reg since 2000, but I don't think of them as a moral artibiter.

      Paris, because that kind of emphasis my point. :)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Holmes

        Re: Sir Tim Hunt

        I do not think of The Reg as a moral arbiter.

        But it is a website that pushes its opinions on current affairs and I think it is perfectly valid to point out when those opinions are hypocritical.

        No shit, Sherlock.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Goes to show blokes brains are different from the pink ones - no complaints from blokes, only girlies. So there is a difference then :-)

    1. You aint sin me, roit
      Coat

      Don't complain about the "science"...

      Complain about the colour scheme...

      (Mine's the blue coat)

      1. VinceH

        Re: Don't complain about the "science"...

        It looks white in the picture.

        1. Graham Dawson Silver badge
          Stop

          Re: Don't complain about the "science"...

          NO

          NO

  11. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Phew! Thank goodness!!

    I took that test and based on my score the it told me that my best hope for a future was marrying a nice doctor or lawyer and raising some kids. Glad to know that the problem was the machine!!

    Now, if yoU'l exkuSe Me, i arE back To werk.

  12. John H Woods Silver badge

    Obligatory sexist brain joke

    Bright astrophysicist is referred to brain surgeon. He gives her the bad news: she has early onset dementia. She is understandably upset, and the surgeon, who is a bit of a shady character, says "look, I shouldn't tell you this, but there is a highly active market in second hand brains. I've got a contact..."

    ...

    In the second hand brain shop....

    "Well, my dear, we have this one: 1.30kg, female brain, some kind of business genius --- $10,000"

    "Have you got anything more science-based?" she asks.

    "Well, if you don't mind spending a bit more, we have this one, 1.31kg, female mathematician, $20,000"

    "Hmm, good" she muses. "What if money's no object?"

    "Ah", says the brain salesman, eyes lighting up "Well, in that case ..." and he opens a safe. "This is the brain of a male nuclear physicist. It is $50,000 for 1.4kg of brainpower"

    "Wow" says our heroine, "why is it so expensive --- is it the extra 100 grams?"

    "No, bless you my dear" says the salesman "It's a MALE brain ... it's hardly been used!"

    1. Little Mouse

      Re: Obligatory sexist brain joke

      Or how about Smith & Jones' observation about why mens brains are heavier...

      "More dense."

  13. NanoMeter

    Didn't they include a sensitivity warning?

    They should be ashamed of themselves. The poor millennials need to head for safe space fast.

    1. katrinab Silver badge

      Re: Didn't they include a sensitivity warning?

      No it is the 1970s TERFs such as Germaine Greer that need to head for a safe space fast.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Didn't they include a sensitivity warning?

        Safe spaces for dinosaurs, they really exist?

        1. TRT Silver badge

          Re: Didn't they include a sensitivity warning?

          It's a Silurian Ark Ship.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Didn't they include a sensitivity warning?

        @katrinab - thanks, m'dear for 'TERF' - hadn't heard of the term. Nice to have a snappy acronym I can use for bigoted f***wits like Greer now.

  14. Cynic_999

    I once heard of a device ...

    ... that purported to be capable of roughly differentiating between people of certain ethnicities by measuring the reflectivity to visible light of the skin on the back of the subject's hand. This was of course rightly dismissed as being racist claptrap, and there was no scientific basis for the ridiculous idea that differences in skin composition are in any way based upon a person's ethnic ancestry. In fact we now know that the very idea that different ethic groups exist is quite outrageous and offensive, but believe it or not such superstitions were quite prevalent at one time. But that was in the barbaric days when people not only believed in racial differences, but were also so intolerant of sexual diversity that a person could be thrown in jail merely for having sex, despite the fact that the 5 year old was fully consenting.

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  15. JustNiz

    >> Although it is widely agreed that male and female brains do differ chemically with various hormones, whether that translates into cognitive abilities is still debatable.

    No it really isn't. Nearly all studies in this area show gender-based cognitive differences. For example, taking the average, nearly all women have better developed communication skills, and nearly all men have better 3D spatial awareness.

    So while this exhibit may not be PeeCee enough for the new fact-free belief system that we're all being socially engineered into taking as somehow unquestionably self-evident, it is factually correct and backed up with experimental results The real problem is that inconvenient truths clearly have no place in the modern social agenda.

    1. Julian Bradfield

      The strongest claim I can immediately find about spatial awareness is that men are 1 standard deviation better than women. That's a long way from "nearly all men are better than nearly all women", or even from "nearly all men are better than the average woman".

      1. Crazy Operations Guy

        Every actually scientific study that I've found seems to indicate that any differences in cognitive process between the genders is purely based on the stereotypical activities that are pressed on children. In Western societies, girls are strongly encouraged (and sometimes forced) to only play with toys that focus on caring and interpersonal relationships (Such as caring for baby dolls or imagining interaction between adult dolls); such play is practice for communicating later in life and builds a much stronger sense of empathy. One the other side, boys are encouraged to play with building blocks and other toys where the focus is on hard-logic, which leads to increased spacial reasoning skills.

        There are no differences in how brains work between genders, only what we teach them and condition them to do.

        This is proven by study of other societies where there is little to no stereotyping of what is 'girly' and what is 'manly'. This is also noticed in societies were the gender roles are completely reversed. In the societies in which there was no gender bias for activities or behavior, there was no difference between genders when measuring logic or interpersonal skills. In societies in which the roles were reversed from Western standards, the men showed greater levels of empathy than the women, who demonstrated increased numeracy and spacial reasoning.

        It almost seems like skills and abilities are based off of training and developing those over a long time, where differences are due to non-gender-specific genetic predilections that may aid or detract in a person's ability to perform a certain task. Almost like humans are complex creatures that can't be described in general and broad-stroke statements...

        1. katrinab Silver badge

          If this were true, nobody would be transgender, but such people do exist. And where people have tried to bring up children in a gender neutral environment, most children will rebel and play with their toys in a gender typical way, eg girls will have their soldiers attend tea parties and boys will have their dolls fighting battles.

          I'm pretty good at the spatial awareness stuff, better than most boys, but in most respects, I'm very definitely a girl, albeit a soft-butch lesbian. If you are considering whether or not an individual will be good at a particular task, looking at their gender won't always give you the right answer, but on average, you will get more of one than the other.

    2. David Pollard

      Nature or nurture?

      Recent research at Indiana found that playing with building blocks activates areas of the brain involved with spacial awareness. Could some of the gender-based differences be simply down to the fact that boys generally play more with building blocks and similar toys than girls?

      https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/09/160913134518.htm

      http://journal.frontiersin.org/article/10.3389/fpsyg.2016.01278/full

  16. Chris G

    Criticising the Science Museum?

    This woman should be at home looking after her babies and cooking dinner for her husband.

  17. Steve Foster
    Joke

    Gender Stereotyping...

    Obviously, this exhibit was designed by a man. If it had been the product of a female brain, the colours would have been fuschia and lilac.

  18. heyrick Silver badge
    FAIL

    Holy ever-lovin' shit...

    The test told me I was female. And anybody who knows me tends to say I shop like a girl. But, you know, a quick look between my legs and pretty much sort out that nonsense.

    But this isn't the story here. Pink brain, blue brain, who cares? It isn't as if a mere four questions is going to determine anything anyway.

    No, the story here is that El Reg linked to a bloody FLASH file. In 2016! I had to go fire up my old PC just to be able to do something with it.

    1. katrinab Silver badge

      Re: Holy ever-lovin' shit...

      So your brain doesn't match what's between your legs, either in terms of your performance in this test or your shopping habits. This does happen, and it doesn't have to mean you feel the need to get genital remodelling surgery.

    2. Anomalous Croissant

      Re: Holy ever-lovin' shit...

      And anybody who knows me tends to say I shop like a girl. But, you know, a quick look between my legs and pretty much sort out that nonsense.

      Don't worry, I'm sure the gender police will be along shortly to change your transgressive behaviour/poorly-matched genitals.

  19. x 7

    Its obvious that women have different abilities in spatial awareness from men.

    To a man six inches is always six inches, but to a woman its a variable distance. For instance when parking women always think six inches is a foot, while in bed its the other way round.

    1. Magani
      Happy

      When a constant isn't

      "To a man six inches is always six inches, ..."

      Except when it relates to that one that got away while you were fishing.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: When a constant isn't

        The one I was always told by my old dear was "why can't women park?"

        "Because they're always being told that this *hold fingers 3 inches apart* is six inches"

        For the modern easily upset lot the joke is two fold both accepting the parking joke and also saying that men always say they're penis is six inches long.

        I thought I should explain given how easily excited everyone is nowadays.

  20. Crazy Operations Guy

    Exhibit A

    Looking through this comment thread and I can clearly see why there is a such a massive gender gap in the technology industry.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Exhibit A

      That would be because you read the posts where people have pointed out that there are gender differences in cognition.

  21. Camilla Smythe

    Whut?

    Mint asked if I wanted to download the file or play it with videos... so I downloaded it and then tried to open it in Firefox and I was asked if I wanted to download the file or play it with videos... I guess I'll just have to accept my gender as being a Beardie with Body Odour and Crusty Socks.

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  23. LaeMing
    Trollface

    Whether your brain is more pink or blue would mostly depend on...

    ...if I have finished draining it of blood yet.

  24. Steven Roper

    Ooh, another buzzword change

    "Out of date" - is that the new euphemism intended to replace the now old-fashioned "Triggering", which had so long ago replaced the appallingly stone-aged "Offensive"?

  25. TheProf
    Alert

    I believe some women like the colour pink

    I've yet to see a man driving a pink Volkswagen Beetle, Honda Civic, Nissan Micra, Fiat 500 etc.

    Or a man driving a car with heart, snowflake, fairy etc decals. Or eyelashes for that matter.

    1. Chris G

      Re: I believe some women like the colour pink

      My brother a very masculine builder bought an Essex Girl Ford Escort Cabriolet for his wife, uprated the engine, suspension,re-upholstered the interior and painted it pink with a white rag top. His wife would'nt give up her Golf so because the car performed so well after all he had done to it, he kept it.

      He was always getting people of both sexes asking him to sell it but he kept it for about 15 years, I'm not sure if he actually liked the colour but he stuck with it for a long time.

      1. x 7

        Re: I believe some women like the colour pink

        theres a good reason for driving a car that unique............no-one is ever going to steal it

    2. LaeMing

      Re: I believe some women like the colour pink

      @The Prof. You are just in the wrong era. Virgin-Mary-blue used to be considered the appropriately feminine colour and Toned-Down-Blood-pink the masculine one. Then some royal mis-guessed the gender of their child-to-arrive and it was (apparently) easier to change the culture than repaint the baby's bedroom suite.

  26. Old Hand

    Tongue in Cheek !!

    How wonderful for teachers to be able to claim "No, I wasn't serious; couldn't you tell my tongue was in my cheek"

    Just think about the wider applications of that reasoning, and then send your protest to the Science Museum!

  27. tiggity Silver badge

    Sterotypes

    Oh no, cliched gender stereotypes inj an old exhibit, woeful.

    Though, ironically the twitter handle of ExtremeCrochet seems to be almost the Platonic form of female cliche usernames

    Maybe if our museums got a lot more money they could update their exhibits and be less reliant on "special exhibitions" (non free unlike "normal" exhibits) to raise a bit of cash.

  28. lukewarmdog
    Facepalm

    Surely the point is that the "fun game" is just stupid. Stupid doesn't really belong in something purporting to be a museum of science. If they actually wanted to know what colour your brain was in a educational scientific setting then a tour guide trained in trepanning should be provided. The education starts with the fact that trepanning is the oldest known surgical procedure. After that a simple torch in the hole and compare to a standard colour chart and bob's your uncle.

    A warning should also be added if an air of tongue-in-cheekness is required, "may release demons" as this seems to have been a common usage of this procedure. I say tongue-in-cheek as everyone knows demons don't live in the brain, they prefer the stomach.

  29. Dr Patrick J R Harkin

    [Ignores main issue]

    They've got the Venus/female symbol the wrong way up on their feedback page.

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Need more data....

    It could have been interesting if it had also asked the player what they actually were.

  31. TWB

    After doing the test...

    I seem to have the wrong body, or the wrong brain....

    Actually one thing I don't understand about the World, is that girls seem to be way ahead of boys when they are young, so why don't women run everything? (or do they?.....)

    1. heyrick Silver badge

      Re: After doing the test...

      Probably an education system and religion all telling them that boys are better, girls suck[1], etc.

      1 - don't even think about hitting reply if it's to point out something smutty here... :)

  32. lukewarmdog

    http://explosm.net/comics/95/

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