Welcome back, Webster

Phreaky, old chap. Good to see you have been granted temporary leave from the place of padded wallpaper & Ritalin.

Love your rants - the web (no pun intended) is lacking in Fawltyesque humour such as yours, & I'm delighted that you've evaded your nurse for long enough to amuse us all again.

Nil carborundum, old boy!