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Acer big cheese: Microsoft Surface sales will be 'superficial'

Anonymous Coward

Re: Wait for the backlash

Being the undisputed world leaders in that field, Microsoft is preparing for that by hiring thousands of new astroturfers and putting them through speed typing, quick rebuttal and thread hijacking training in Camp Astro, Redmond, USA.

I already got an offer in the post.


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