Posted Monday 17th March 2008 15:00 GMT

"What the hell does anyone need 24 pairs of sunglasses for? Last time I checked this solar system only had one sun."

Ah. But perhaps Robert Soloway has 24 pairs of eyes. The lizard army gets everywhere.

BTW: I always call it 'king spam.

Opinion

David McLeman

My 25 years of comical IT buzzwords

Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps

Will they have to drag him back like last time?

Are you getting what you want?

Playing the SLA long game

More than just middlemen...

Applications must work for the cloud to float

How a Unix killer crawled from the dot-com bust