I can't help it, it makes me burst out in laughter every time I see it.

Ivan Arce!

Come ON!!!!! That's got to be made up. I know elreg has already stated it isn't but, seriously if I had a name like; I have an arse. I'd seriously consider changing my first name to; Nise

/me meets nice looking bird, she asks, "what's your name"... response "Nise Arce", prompt slap... Followed by "No really, its on my driving license"