Wrong!!!

This story is a complete lie. Apple are super special awesome and never get anything wrong ever. The OS was perfect when it was released, does not, and will never need patching, ever.

Apple Leopard is so super special awesome that it runs the Enterprise (all of them), Voyager, and the TARDIS.

And the US navy battlefleet.

And the Space Shuttle program

and the ISS

and the entire Al Gore invented internet

and its killed manbearpig