To paraphrase Mr Burns :

Excellent ....

We need more buyouts and consolidation in all this linux claptrap, until there is only one is left. Then the last one can be bought by Microsoft , at which point Evil Steve will come in and sweep them all under the rug with his big reality distortion field.

Mbwahahahaaaa.

Distant thunder , a lighning bolt strikes the castle tower, I put on the welding goggles , tin foil hat , asbestos underwear and lead overcoat and ask igor to fetch the 8 inch floppy containing CP/M ... it will live !

Mine's the one with the bolt in the collar.