Posted Sunday 27th July 2008 22:01 GMT
Java Huh
Every JAVA project I've been involved with has been:
Painfully slow in development.
Painfully wasteful of resources.
Painfully slow in action.
Painfully unstable.
Painfully unable to scale up.
And we want to run this awful stuff why? Java apps can instantly turn a screaming fast ferrari into a yugo with a bad clutch. My motto is anything but Java (ABJ all the way).
This ranks right up there with Who gives a sh.....!
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