The Channel logo
Posted in Dell files patent office application for 'cloud computing'
Posted Monday 4th August 2008 18:08 GMT
Anonymous Coward
Paris Hilton

Bagsie 'going forward' then.

Right if Dell can do it then Ive bagsied the phrase 'going forward'. I think £5 per utterance of this annoying term (from anyone) will keep me in the lifestyle I deserve.

If you are in Rio come and say hi. I will be the one on the beach with more women than I can handle and a very large sack of Columbian marching powder.

Paris, cos she will be lying next to me :-)

Forums

• Forgotten password

Opinion

David McLeman

How I went from Unix engineering to flogging Google apps
My 25 years of comical IT buzzwords
euros_channel_money

Tim Worstall

Why on Earth is Microsoft moving to Euro pricing now?
Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
joe_tucci_emc_channel

Chris Mellor

EMC's hunt for Joe Tucci replacement continues
Will they have to drag him back like last time?
chain_relationship_channel

Peter O'Neill

Some vendors know how to treat a channel
Are you getting what you want?

Features

cloud_accounting
Reg readers love Private Cloud (true)
Playing the SLA long game
channel_teaser_money_top
IT distributors: The only people adding value to the world economy
More than just middlemen...
cloud computing Fight
The Great El Reg Private Cloud survey: Results are in!
Applications must work for the cloud to float
Paul Cormier, Red Hat
Red Hat hits 10-year, $1bn Enterprise Linux birthday
How a Unix killer crawled from the dot-com bust