Oh the Fun!!!

of a trojan or virus that spreads via wi-fi and screws all such devices up...

its only a matter of time...

Can't wait for the syptoms of an infected property... [FHOD] the flashy house of death.... :)

[Call Center operator]: yes sir, what seems to be the problem.

(Frantic Customer): all the lights keep turning themselves on and off... it wont stop... help!

[Call center]: Ah yes sir, thats a common problem these days, it's 'FHOD' sir. your home has a virus! have you tried turning everything off and on

(even more frantic customer): wtf! my home has a cold??? turn what! off and on? the entire place is doing that itself!!! we cant even get out, the doors and windows dont work!

[Call Center]: Ok sir i'll log a call for the mobile EMP generator team to pop round... our next available free slot is next Tuesday at 3pm, is that ok...

(customer): WTF!!! next week! but were trapped... now!

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can you imagine the choas if they deployed this crap in a office block...

does skynet come to mind... again...!

ho-hum back to the tin-foil!

mines the one with 1W jammers operating at 2.4 and 5.8Ghz with the antenna's fitted in the arms...

(shortly to be available c/o your friendly chinese importers on Ebay :)

the latest in BOFH specials, along with mobile phone tasers and cattleprods...