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Posted Friday 6th July 2007 10:03 GMT
Yves Kurisaki

Maybe..

Maybe they're planning on selling licenses just for reading their documentation?

..or maybe cocaine prices have gone down or the marketing department's bonuses went up

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How I went from Unix engineering to flogging Google apps
My 25 years of comical IT buzzwords
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Tim Worstall

Why on Earth is Microsoft moving to Euro pricing now?
Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
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Chris Mellor

EMC's hunt for Joe Tucci replacement continues
Will they have to drag him back like last time?
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Peter O'Neill

Some vendors know how to treat a channel
Are you getting what you want?

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