I want one!

Seriously, think of the fun you could have with it.

- take it to a coffee house and accidentally knock it off the table and right across the room.

- or set light to it and complain their wi-fi firewall is faulty

- accidentally and absent-mindedly pour coffee over it. Then add sugar.

- take it to PC World and ask them to fit more RAM

Then when you're bored, leave it on the train when you get off and see if anyone nicks it.