Dont panic !!!

I.C.T directors guide to the galaxy.

1. If you cant manage your business.

A. Outsource

1. If you need to make savings because you have no proper growth plan.

A. Outsource

1.If you cant bid for a contract because the finanicals are in disney land.

A. Outsource

1.If you cant find a way to increase your bonus this year or share options.

A. Outsource your Outsourcing.

1.If you need a whooping horse for all the blunders your comapny makes then (data loss etc).

A. the outsource the blame to whoever you have outsourced to.

1. If like above you have to blame your outsourced provider for destorying your business.

A. demand they outsource your business that your have outsourced to them( the more links in the chain the harder it will be to pin blame on you ).

1.Last Point never outsource the directors canteen.

A. because Outsourcing is crap.