2 from the top and 3 from anywhere else please Carol

I do also remember hearing from my industry colleagues that Morse sucked big time, not as much as Perot, but still a lot.

My favourite Morsism was the "technical test" which didn't change for at least 4yrs and started badly with the following:

Select only one of the following, which port would you normally connect a printer to:

a) printer port

b) parallel port

c) network port

d) scsi port

It then went further downhill with questions asking how a client wanted to upgrade to NT 3.5 and what command flags one should use to convert hpfs to ntfs (this was in 2004 I might add)...

No tears shed here over outsourcers :)