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Paris Hilton

"It looks like...

...you're trying to run a nuclear reactor simulation. Would you like some help with that?"

Paris, because it's the sort of thing she'd think of.

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Tim Worstall

Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
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Chris Mellor

Will they have to drag him back like last time?
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