Posted Wednesday 17th September 2008 12:21 GMT
"It looks like...
...you're trying to run a nuclear reactor simulation. Would you like some help with that?"
Paris, because it's the sort of thing she'd think of.
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David McLeman
My 25 years of comical IT buzzwords
Tim Worstall
Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
Chris Mellor
Will they have to drag him back like last time?
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