Pre-digital smut

In days of old, anyone who ever took their amateur snaps of the missus moist bits in to a "discreet" photo lab to get prints, in the belief the techs would avert their eyes, was living in cloud cuckoo land. Most of the labs I worked in or dealt with had a fat folder of extra prints run off from choice customer smut. The weirdest thing was seeing girls you'd been to school with (and who'd gained notoriety for padlocked panties) getting wild and friendly with root vegetables. Especially nice if they picked the prints up personally.