Me: how about windows cloud

Ballman: that's not quite powerful enough

Me: how about windows flatulance

Ballman: that just stinks

Me: well then, how about windows dead skunk

Ballman: now that's smellin' better

Me: I mean, if you really don't like it we can got with windows obsolescence.

Ballman: too long and wordy, people won't remember

Me: how about windows tumescence then

Ballman: what the hell does that mean

Me: It's hard to resist.

Ballman: yeah, that's about right, and then we give it to our customers where they need it

Me: yessir

Paris, 'cuz she knows all about tumescence.