DSGi training

"10,000 shop staff have completed the first stage of their training scheme"

"Can you tell me what is printed on the badge on your chest?"

Shit, that's second stage.

"Right, some of you have managed to get through the front door, well done!. Come back tomorrow, if you can get through the door again it's on to stage two".

They'll get onto 'running away if a customer asks me anything' later.

The advanced 'customer avoidance' course is only for those attending* at PC World.

*almost put in 'working'