Posted Tuesday 24th July 2007 15:20 GMT

take the little bu88ers down to the local vets and have them 'chipped'. that'll identify them.

Have them fitted with anti-bark collars at the same time, give me a little peace while I write to the papers.

Opinion

David McLeman

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