Posted Thursday 18th December 2008 16:05 GMT

How is this different from powerless debt collectors just sending letters 'increasing in severity'?

1. Payment late - pay now

2. Final warning - pay now

3. Final final warning. Court action an option

4. Final final final warning. Court action imminent.

5 Final final final final warning. Court action being prepared!

6. Erm, out of ideas.

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David McLeman

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Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps

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