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Post: @Simon Ward

Scott F. Gunelius

@Simon Ward 

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If only I could forcechoke some of the users or do a "Scanners" number on them, I wouldn't need percussive maintenance. No physical evidence either...

Paris, because forcechoke wouldn't work on her, her throat muscles are too well disciplined