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IBM sez ... WHAT, exactly?

"With Big Blue's drag-and-drop demo, all data remains on the private cloud. The public cloud handles nothing but processing."

Holy Farting Mary ... Does anybody, anywhere, buy into that line of bullshit?

Oh. That's right. It's "cloud computing", so it must be OK ... Marketing says so.

Gawd/ess ... I'm going to make more money in retirement cleaning up after these kids than I made in the last third of a century. Sometimes I think I'm surrounded by idiots ...

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Time to take a sniff at the coffee, perhaps
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Will they have to drag him back like last time?
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