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Posted Tuesday 7th August 2007 12:47 GMT
Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

Not Bailifs, but Austins Umpalumpa's

Yes ... everyone was in fact wrong .. they were not bailifs. They were Umpalumpa's Employed by Mr Richard "Wonka" Austin to run his Chocolate erhhh Computer factory.

In many years time, there will be a promotion, where Austin puts a gold ticket in a PC box. If you get the goldern ticket, you win a trick to AustinVille.

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